Comments on: How to Greet a Zillionaire

By: DA

DA — Fri, 13 Feb 2004 01:32:39 +0000

We’ll this idea is really backfiring as of late. First CK was reprimanded and now solo is singing this ditty to the tune of today’s world… You all forgot the first rule of the greeting… it is for zillionaires only. It is the secret knock on the clubhouse door. It is the sly handshake for those in the know. It is like dialing nine to get an outside line… Of course if you just forget that point, all sorts of havoc can happen…

Me (forgetting to dial 9 first): “Hi, is this Domino’s Pizza?”
Crafty Bad Person (aka smarter than me): “Yes, and your credit card number first please…”
Me (drooling): “No problem… I’ve got two, do you want me to tell you the raised numbers on both of them?”

You see, dialing nine is a ridiculous and confusing system and whoever implemented it didn’t realize the ways that a pizza that never even gets delivered to me could cost $386 dollars.

Where was I? Oh yes, you can’t just forget to dial nine and start asking every Yahoo Serious you see “How goes the battle?” That is bound to cost you and you might just have to cut up your credit cards and get a new bank account, etc, etc…

By: solo

solo — Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:29:28 +0000

if someone asked me, “how goes the battle,” i’d say, “what do you think, i’m not the one in iraq.”

By: CK

CK — Wed, 11 Feb 2004 04:57:54 +0000

Tried greeting #2 at the bank. Severely reprimanded by decrepit old man, acting as security guard. The night stick was brandished (and I don’t mean it that way). Apparently, mentioning enemy and bullion in the same sentence implies bank robbery.

By: DA

DA — Tue, 10 Feb 2004 21:06:50 +0000

First off, yes, a t-shirt line is in the works. I was thinking I’d throw in a free bottle of razzle-dazzle with every order of a zillion or more, to keep with the theme of this site. Don’t worry b. dazzle, I’ll let you know when that happens.

Second, I would like to point out that unless these comments quit straying off topic, I am going to SHUT THEM DOWN! Ha… just joking, a little forum humor there.

Third, I would like to thank both b. dazzle and CK for their comments. I went through a period as I was editing this article in which I was very unhappy with it, thought I had no value as a person, blah blah blah, and so it’s nice to hear positive feedback.

By: CK

CK — Thu, 05 Feb 2004 03:23:15 +0000

If anybody needs some great jewelry cleaning supplies, then you must check out the bedazzlers website. First, you can embellish your jean jacket in multi-colored rhinestones, then when the layers upon layers of Swisher Sweet smoke enclose your cubic zirconias, razzle dazzle comes to the rescue with its miracle product. You might say that god has thrust his hand down to help us with one of life’s premium struggles. I just thought it was important that everyone knew how I felt.

By: b. dazzle

b. dazzle — Wed, 04 Feb 2004 04:49:48 +0000

how goes the battle, fellow Internet Zillionaire patrons? (god, that’s great!) when i came upon this site i was like, is this guy for real?! i’ve been searching for the best million, or should i say zillion, dollar idea for some time now and when i arrived here i knew someone else had answered my calling! i don’t even know how, but it seems like you could bank off of this concept. what if you like made tee shirts or something that say, “who wants to be a zillionaire?” you could have a whole line of products! anyway, i just started my own kick ass web site at http://www.razzledazzle.net (maybe we could partner or something) and if you want to reach me to talk about the tee shirt idea or if you need *reinforcements* you should email me at bdazzle@razzledazzle.net. until next time, keep fightin the good fight, comrade!