Comments on: You Call that a Controller!?!

By: JB

JB — Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:32:26 +0000

Well, the makers of the X-box will forever be coming up with crappy gimmicks to level the playing field with playstation 2, but let’s face it, it will never happen. No complaints here. Word to your mother Krusty, sorry it took so long. And MR, sorry about the Leprchaunism, it must be horrible. Later bixxos.

By: MR

MR — Fri, 20 Feb 2004 16:34:30 +0000

Well, first and foremost, let me say that all comments are appreciated. We ran the gamut with this post, registering responses from the massive-handed (Krusty), the baby-handed (Sisko), the incoherent (Solo) and the delusional (Johnny). It’s always nice to have diverse perspectives on this site…

By: Your God

Your God — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 05:53:31 +0000

I don’t understand your “beef” with the XBOX Controller (Style – S)? I’ve played against you, MR, and you, DA. In fact, I remember several matches in halo where I single handidly destroyed both of you (both of you versus me). And if I also remember correctly, my skills were so great that it pitted you two against each other. So, maybe you should start out with the style “S” controller since both of your skills were at a 3 year old girl level!

By: Sisko

Sisko — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 19:34:29 +0000

After examining your writings, it has become abundantly clear that you suffer from Leprchaunism. The clinical definition is as follows. Leprchaunism: A congenital syndrome characterised by growth retardation, dysmorphic facies, severe insulin resistance, lipoatrophy and ABNORMALLY LARGE HANDS. Do not panic, for you are not alone. There have been as many as 7 known cases throughout the world(excluding Japan). Although most have severely limited social skills, many have gone on to lead productive lives in the field of actuarial sciences. I would suggest a thourough examination, followed by a battery of painful gene therapy.

By: Kyle Mc

Kyle Mc — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 18:47:39 +0000

Let me start by saying that the massive handed have needed a champion for far to long. I say congrats to you Matt for your determination in hefting a xbox controller. Especially with those skiny arms. I second the call for the little pez dispensing controller to be only used by nintendo playing girls who can’t pass Diddy Kong’s big adventure.

By: solo

solo — Thu, 12 Feb 2004 23:20:26 +0000

my suggestion to you MR, would be to “get some hands bivens.” it’s not like you’re a concert violist, only demanding a stradivarius when on stage. we’re talking 30 bucks tops for a controller, you get what you pay for.

By: Brenda Vreeke

Brenda Vreeke — Thu, 12 Feb 2004 21:55:51 +0000

Matt, before you I knew nothing of the gaming world. Now I will feel more confident and at ease at parties when this topic of the “S” controller comes up.
Thanks, Game-less in Kirkland