Comments on: Cell Phone Contracts http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Fri, 13 Aug 2010 04:44:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: DA http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-70 DA Thu, 15 Apr 2004 19:02:20 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-70 Hey MR, you forgot to comment on how small cell phones are these days! They are so tiny you could easily lose them! I bet that's why cell phone makers make them so small... if you lose it, you have to buy another one! It's a racket I tell you! Also, what is the deal with people talking on them all the time? Are you really that important? Also, remember when cell phones were huge. That was only like ten years ago! I saw a guy talking on a big old cell phone the other week and I laughed because his cell phone was the size of a watermelon! I wanted to say, "Hey Buddy! Put that watermelon away from your ear!" but then I realized it was an old cell phone! Also, what is the deal with all those stupid features on cell phones, nowadays. It's called a cell phone, not a cell camera. Not a cell Dukes of Hazzard theme player! I have to wonder what is going to come out next? Hopefully a cell xbox with xbox live capability. Sheesh, I bet Microsoft is already working on that one! But seriously, I saw this guy playing games on his cell phone the other day while I was sitting on the bus. He got a call and had to quit the game. I hope he wasn't close to a high score on the game because he had to take an important call about where he was (on the bus!) and what he was doing (going home)! Actually, I don't know if it was important but why else would anyone need to know that information unless he was like FBI or KGB or something! Hey MR, you forgot to comment on how small cell phones are these days! They are so tiny you could easily lose them! I bet that’s why cell phone makers make them so small… if you lose it, you have to buy another one! It’s a racket I tell you!

Also, what is the deal with people talking on them all the time? Are you really that important?

Also, remember when cell phones were huge. That was only like ten years ago! I saw a guy talking on a big old cell phone the other week and I laughed because his cell phone was the size of a watermelon! I wanted to say, “Hey Buddy! Put that watermelon away from your ear!” but then I realized it was an old cell phone!

Also, what is the deal with all those stupid features on cell phones, nowadays. It’s called a cell phone, not a cell camera. Not a cell Dukes of Hazzard theme player! I have to wonder what is going to come out next? Hopefully a cell xbox with xbox live capability. Sheesh, I bet Microsoft is already working on that one!

But seriously, I saw this guy playing games on his cell phone the other day while I was sitting on the bus. He got a call and had to quit the game. I hope he wasn’t close to a high score on the game because he had to take an important call about where he was (on the bus!) and what he was doing (going home)! Actually, I don’t know if it was important but why else would anyone need to know that information unless he was like FBI or KGB or something!

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-65 solo Fri, 09 Apr 2004 03:47:46 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-65 my favorite part about cell phone use is the "roaming" charge, even though I never leave this goddamn island except when i fly. or the "automatic hang-up" feature that seems to work when i'm talking to the bank. and the fact that none of these phones worked during 9/11 while i witnessed numerous friends all day wondering if their loved ones were alive. however, i always pay a buck at the end of the month, and keep signing up. brain cancer might be on it's way too, either way we're F#@*ED. my favorite part about cell phone use is the “roaming” charge, even though I never leave this goddamn island except when i fly. or the “automatic hang-up” feature that seems to work when i’m talking to the bank. and the fact that none of these phones worked during 9/11 while i witnessed numerous friends all day wondering if their loved ones were alive. however, i always pay a buck at the end of the month, and keep signing up. brain cancer might be on it’s way too, either way we’re F#@*ED.

]]> By: anonymous http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-53 anonymous Tue, 30 Mar 2004 15:33:26 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-53 sorry about the smart ass comments... I didn't mean it as a bitch-fest, just couldn't think of anything witty to say about the various contracts. i admit i'm just embarrassed to be one of the tards who consistently signs up for things and pays out the nose for 10 years. sorry about the smart ass comments… I didn’t mean it as a bitch-fest, just couldn’t think of anything witty to say about the various contracts. i admit i’m just embarrassed to be one of the tards who consistently signs up for things and pays out the nose for 10 years.

]]> By: JB http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-52 JB Tue, 30 Mar 2004 06:01:44 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-52 Hey anonymous, like you've never mispelled a word before. Enough with the I'm better than everyone else attitude; sorry I didn't feel like editing. Why don't you write something instead of bitch. Hey anonymous, like you’ve never mispelled a word before. Enough with the I’m better than everyone else attitude; sorry I didn’t feel like editing. Why don’t you write something instead of bitch.

]]> By: anonymous http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-51 anonymous Mon, 29 Mar 2004 18:25:51 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-51 I like the "all caps" comment and the "excercize" comment. oh wait, I'm supposed to respond to the article, not the comments... I like the “all caps” comment and the “excercize” comment. oh wait, I’m supposed to respond to the article, not the comments…

]]> By: JB http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-50 JB Sat, 27 Mar 2004 16:57:57 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-50 Peewee, you've hit on a very sensitive topic here. Cell phone contracts seem to be getting longer and longer, in the not-so-distant future everyone will probably be born into a contract, like the caste system. Unforturnately, there's nothing we can do to stop these superpowers. The radioactivity that our phones are omitting is secretly brainwashing us to do whatever these companies tell us to, like signing into these ridiculously long contracts without thinking twice or reading the unscrupulous fine print. As for gym contracts, they're a joke. There are many ways to excersize without going to a gym, and I think it's funny that some people have to be around others who are excercizing in order for them to do it. However, many crazy fitness freaks who have nothing better to spend their money on will pay those outrageous fees to join and go maybe three or four times a month, enough to bragg to friends that they are in a fitness club and not feel like they are lying. More later. JB Peewee, you’ve hit on a very sensitive topic here. Cell phone contracts seem to be getting longer and longer, in the not-so-distant future everyone will probably be born into a contract, like the caste system. Unforturnately, there’s nothing we can do to stop these superpowers. The radioactivity that our phones are omitting is secretly brainwashing us to do whatever these companies tell us to, like signing into these ridiculously long contracts without thinking twice or reading the unscrupulous fine print. As for gym contracts, they’re a joke. There are many ways to excersize without going to a gym, and I think it’s funny that some people have to be around others who are excercizing in order for them to do it. However, many crazy fitness freaks who have nothing better to spend their money on will pay those outrageous fees to join and go maybe three or four times a month, enough to bragg to friends that they are in a fitness club and not feel like they are lying. More later. JB

]]> By: cheryl http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-49 cheryl Fri, 26 Mar 2004 04:10:45 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-49 I enjoyed your article, even though I do not own a cell phone, have a gym membership, or belong to a CD club. But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night, so I can imagine what all those experiences would be like. I enjoyed your article, even though I do not own a cell phone, have a gym membership, or belong to a CD club. But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night, so I can imagine what all those experiences would be like.

]]> By: KEN http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/03/cell-phone-contracts/comment-page-1/#comment-48 KEN Thu, 25 Mar 2004 21:47:35 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/03/25/cell-phone-contracts/#comment-48 THE CELL PHONE PROBLEM WAS SOLVED IF I NEED ONE I BORROW ONE FROM KATIE THE CELL PHONE PROBLEM WAS SOLVED
IF I NEED ONE I BORROW ONE FROM KATIE

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