Comments on: Disney Debacle

By: Amy

Amy — Mon, 07 Jun 2004 23:19:12 +0000

It makes me feel better that other people have witnessed the “new” Disneyland, or the Crappiest Place on Earth, as I like to call it. It all started going downhill the day I changed from being the screaming child to being the person standing in line behind the screaming child.
What I want to know is when will someone finally use their money and talents to create a theme park for people like us? bars on every street corner…rides so scary you wet your pants…and a quicker mode of interpark transportation, like maybe a rickshaw.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Wed, 02 Jun 2004 20:43:27 +0000

One last shout out to a true Zillionaire moment. There is next to nothing more enjoyable than walking into a room that has no bed, only to learn that it folds out of the wall. There is a level of Austin Powers coolness in that.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Tue, 01 Jun 2004 16:59:15 +0000

The unrated version-
I’m back, once again having to tell the whole story. The busiest place on earth propelled P and I into a state of rebellion. Against what did we rebel you ask? Everything from children to those Matterhorn line cutting families. This trip brought a painfull two hours of music followed by a pleasurable one hour. The house of blues provided this pain along with the most expensive beer in the world. True Zillionaires find a way to overcome and we were no different. After a rough day in the park we decided to sweet talk the hotel guests down at the hot tub. After an hour or so of our sweet alchol induced conversations the guests all retreated to their rooms. Ahh sweet revenge.

By: KEN

KEN — Wed, 26 May 2004 23:31:02 +0000

for God sake if you ever have children let me take to them to the happiest place on earth.
I have a feeling heaven will be dissapointing to you.
dad

By: cheryl ring

cheryl ring — Tue, 25 May 2004 23:36:27 +0000

I’ve been waiting for this. What have you been doing, working during the day or something? Anyhow, this was a very good column. Disneyland has changed since I’ve been there last. That might make a good future column, you could take your elderly decrepit parents with you on a trip and put us on that train you hate that circles the park again and again. Can’t wait to see the pictures of your fun day at Disneyland. Good story, very funny, Matt. –your biggest fan, Mom

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