Comments on: Wedding Registry

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 18:26:19 +0000

Although registering at Sears was a very cunning scheme, you claim that an even better idea would be to register at Home Depot. So how did you manage NOT to do that? Just think, all of your home improvements could have been paid for by your wedding guests. It’s not too late to add a few items…

By: DA

DA — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 01:41:47 +0000

Kudos to Ken on that one… I like that idea. Think of all the fossil fuels we all burn getting Matt and Jeannette all these melonballers and spoonrests, only for them to take them back when Martha Stewart gets out of jail and puts out a new line at Kmart. Plus, who likes the hassle of trying to take something back with only a gift receipt. I’ve come to realize that a gift receipt is pronounced “gift _________”. The receipt is silent. The gift is a small, useless piece of paper with a strong resemblance to a receipt yet without any of the powers that a receipt normally carries in our society. No thanks, I don’t need that gift.

By: KEN

KEN — Tue, 22 Jun 2004 19:34:41 +0000

I thought I told you to register at Wells Fargo,U.S.
bank and the Money Store. no styrofoam, no boxes but theres no excuse for buying thankyou cards and postage.