Comments on: Wedding Observations… http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/06/wedding-observations/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:28:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: DA http://internetzillionaire.com/2004/06/wedding-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-83 DA Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:48:56 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/06/18/wedding-observations/#comment-83 When are we going to stop with the formalities surrounding weddings? As the best man, I was slightly outraged (not an oxymoron, by the way, as there are many varied levels to outrage) that I actually had to go get sized for the clothes that I will wear on the day YOU and JEANNETTE get married. My attire is of little concern in the big scheme of things isn't it? I mean, seriously people, Ryan is giving the ceremony! It's not like this is being ordained by some higher power. I've overheard Ryan giving the wrong home address to a pizza delivery guy (his own home address, mind you)... a mistake I doubt really kept Jesus, Allah, or Buddha up at night. So my point is this, send me an evite or an outlook appointment for this wedding, I don't mind. Let me show up in my toga, or my "borrowed" Revenge of the Nerds shirt, and I'll do my part. When are we going to stop with the formalities surrounding weddings? As the best man, I was slightly outraged (not an oxymoron, by the way, as there are many varied levels to outrage) that I actually had to go get sized for the clothes that I will wear on the day YOU and JEANNETTE get married. My attire is of little concern in the big scheme of things isn’t it? I mean, seriously people, Ryan is giving the ceremony! It’s not like this is being ordained by some higher power. I’ve overheard Ryan giving the wrong home address to a pizza delivery guy (his own home address, mind you)… a mistake I doubt really kept Jesus, Allah, or Buddha up at night.

So my point is this, send me an evite or an outlook appointment for this wedding, I don’t mind. Let me show up in my toga, or my “borrowed” Revenge of the Nerds shirt, and I’ll do my part.

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