Comments on: The Honeymooners

By: Krusty

Krusty — Thu, 19 Aug 2004 23:07:59 +0000

First I don’t buy the weak story of a PFD tan. We all know to well that the tiny little girls tank top, with Mexico written across the front in pink letters was the only souvenir MR would cough up money for. The plastic fruit hat was well out of his price range at twenty five cents. Now that we cleared that up I would like to say that this weekends upcoming river float should be an excellent chance for you to finally have the sun block created likeness of yoda on your back that I have been hoping for years.

By: AD

AD — Thu, 12 Aug 2004 15:17:24 +0000

it’s a relief to know that the 44th degree burn lines are due to a PFD, and not some ill-fitting sleeveless tiny tee like one would assume from the picture…

By: DA

DA — Thu, 12 Aug 2004 02:58:28 +0000

MR, it’s good to have you back and writing these kinds of things on zillionaire. Having taken a little spanish myself, your fluency is quite impressive. There are only a few places where one can learn the ability to switch from language to language with such a casual ease, yet I know you didn’t grow up on the Texas-Mexico border. I guess that just leaves the Taco Bell menu. But what I would’ve given to see the look on the tour guide’s face as your eyes lit up when they repeated the words back in English that you had said to them in Spanish! All those hours in the Spanish lab perfecting your accent over pre-recorded tapes, suffering the humiliation and hot, bright-red ears that accompanied those bulky, 1960′s, unadjustable, headache-inducing headphones we had to wear. All, in that sweet moment, humored by a native-speaker. That, my friend, has the makings of a Mastercard commercial because it is priceless.

By: JR

JR — Wed, 11 Aug 2004 19:28:33 +0000

After the trip to Cancun I now keep spf 2000 in my purse to have on hand at all times for every and all situations. Keeping Matt in sunblock 24/7 is actually getting pretty expensive for us. I’ve recently resorted to stealing tubes left poolside by unsuspecting tourists. I’m not proud, just trying to protect the husband from the harmful rays of the sun.