Comments on: Rainbow Six Personality Profiles

By: Krusty

Krusty — Mon, 18 Oct 2004 01:18:35 +0000

You guys have reached a whole other level of dorkiness usually reserved for magic the gathering players, and kids with care bear shirts. Later I have to go put in two hours on my twentieth season on Madden 2004.

By: cheryl ring

cheryl ring — Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:35:17 +0000

I liked your column,Matt. Your descriptions of the combatants rings true. I’m curious, which personality is Katie? I know I’m not in the column, just the innocent bystander who has a sharp intake of breath and says, “Watch out!” every few seconds when I watch you play.

By: DA

DA — Fri, 01 Oct 2004 22:37:16 +0000

You are forgetting the character you just assumed, MR. The Windbag. Special traits of this persona include sitting the enemy on one’s lap and proceeding to deliver the most long-winded explanation of every minute detail of warfare that makes Strom Thurmond’s famous 24 hour filibuster speech look like a bedtime story. The only problem with this strategy is that you can’t stop the effect on your own troops and you usually end up sabotaging the mission due to friendly fire casualties.