Comments on: Zillionaire’s Lounge

By: JB

JB — Sun, 28 Nov 2004 06:57:00 +0000

Krusty, I believe that I have already told you how much of a loser you are for not coming, but public humiliation is always better. Thank you for admitting it on the site. Wow, I just saw Vern Fonk’s new commercial, what a day!

By: krusty

krusty — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 07:18:57 +0000

I will have to step up as a man and take my public flogging. I will not be able to attend the grand openening of the lounge. I know that no excuse is acceptable so I won’t go into dramatic plot twists that have led to this unfortunate state of affiars. So please MR and all others go ahead and let me have it.

By: cheryl ring

cheryl ring — Tue, 23 Nov 2004 23:32:08 +0000

The best moment was when Grandpa said he intentionally takes the (sissy) safety shield off all his saws when he works and he was asked if that was before or after he lost the tips off 3 fingers!

By: KEN

KEN — Tue, 23 Nov 2004 22:44:48 +0000

Matt I think down deep you enjoy working on your basement.
Matt, who is more adept at handling a robo-zip [a fairly new tool to the market place]? Is it Matt with 1,247,647 hours on the A_B button or Ralph with zero hours and 80% of his fingers? Even with an additional 1.2 milion hours playing video games your skill levels will not match Ralphs!
Did you notice how your skills with a paint brush has increase exponentially as you used the real thing? That imaginary light sabre has no effect on your brushing technique. Matt throw away the video controls; pick up a hammer and conquer the REAL world.
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Internet Zillionaire » Official Memorandum — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

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