Comments on: Ringing in the New Year

By: Bailes

Bailes — Thu, 03 Feb 2005 00:57:45 +0000

Krusty, I would rather chew on tin foil than come hang out in that smog filled shithole. Ah, just kidding, sounds like a hell of a time. But please promise me that we can take a joyride to San Diego again and see our lives flash before our eyes repeatedly. Anyhow, tentatively count me in please.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:48:49 +0000

Ahh the memories. I would like to tip my hat to all those who braved the drug laced shots served under the pretence of the Boise and Chicago new years. (wink wink) Really though MR and the hostess with the mostest JR did things up right like no one else could. I appreciate the perfect environment available to create drunken debauchery. I personally take full responsibility for all of Dave’s hijinks. The “whisky and sevens” that he order were in fact whisky and whisky. I knew that he would never realize the difference. This event does leave a bit of sadness in my heart however. It is the end of a great era when I can go to a Zillionaire party and not pull a Krusty. The lack of vomit and random urination was actually kinda deppressing. I guess I ahve officially grown up. I would like to take this moment to throw out there an idea. I would like to get a zillionaire trip together sometime this coming summer. What I’m proposing is a weekend at my place down in sunny southern california, Come be my guest and enjoy a huge pool, hottub and more. Let me know if anyone would be interested. I tcould also include the waterslides and other socal type attractions. Later

By: Katie Wilson

Katie Wilson — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 04:27:28 +0000

Too funny. For the first time in my life I have experienced envy. To actually be part of the Zillionaire Club would be almost too much to take on. I have read my fist chapter in the Zillionaire Club book. I am hooked.

By: Jonas

Jonas — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 20:11:30 +0000

All the talk of the hot tub valcano leaves one question to be answered. If one was naked in the tub and happened to pass over the erupting valcano would one recieve a rather large valcano enema? Question that only NASA can answer

By: Bailes

Bailes — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 03:33:01 +0000

Thanks Peewee. Nice job in getting Dave up for skiiing. Looks like the zillionaire lounge is definitely up to snuff, nicely done. Wish that I would have been there. Until next time…

By: Brenda

Brenda — Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:56:29 +0000

As I am guessing these comments are going to go, we can all add only what we were witness to. Now I was witness to many unbelievable feats that weekend. However, none stand out like the world’s best executed tripping of a drunken patron of the Zillionaire’s Lounge. The clock on the wall read 1:45 am and left standing were myself, Dave, Pete and Vanessa. Pete took it upon himself to help with the clean up effort and finish off everyone’s glass of alcohol. He didn’t care what it was, Admiral Nelson and coke, champagne, champagne with confetti, he could not be deterred. Vanessa spun around on a barstool and saw this happening. She shrieked and jumped off the stool and started to sprint across the room to stop him. Right at that moment, Dave in a fashion that likens his attempt to kick Matt Saturday morning during wake up calls, jetted his leg out just in time to completely send Vanessa airborne. It was truly incredible and like nothing I have seen since second grade when the kid in the row in front of me fell for the chair-being-pulled-out from under him trick and smacked his head on my desk. I reacted the same way I did in second grade and burst into laughter. Pete did the same but with a mouthful of confetti glittered champagne and was left with no option but to shoot it out his nose and catch it in the same glass. We all enjoyed a good laugh and realized that Vanessa was indeed not laughing but rather lying in the fetal position crying. Dave felt horrible and decided to ease his guilt with a glass of champagne that Pete has moments earlier shot through his nose and set down. Way to ring in the New Year Dave!!

By: JR

JR — Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:46:16 +0000

Matt forgot to mention that we Scotchguarded our carpet, had rags on hand, and kept the carpet cleaner within reach all weekend just waiting for Krusty to pull a Krusty. Somehow he kept himself together (as far as I know) and Pete made the 1st spill and Matt made the 2nd. Totally didn’t see that coming from my own brother and husband.