Comments on: My So-Called Email Life http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:28:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: CK http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/comment-page-1/#comment-1625 CK Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:47:34 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/03/21/my-so-called-email-life/#comment-1625 I think the fact that I am responding to this post a full week after it's original date sums up my virtual-nessitude. I have no excuses for this lack of email response, other than the fact that my job consists of emailing people back and forth upwards of 50 times a day. I get a little sick of pushing the send button. But to bring up a point that is 100% necessary, Spring Break Shark Attack was beyond phenomenal in all aspects. Acting: superb Storyline: Unmatched OC character usage: Top-notch CGI graphics: So bad they're guffaw inspiring, which is exactly what makes this movie the top contender for an Emmy! I think the fact that I am responding to this post a full week after it’s original date sums up my virtual-nessitude. I have no excuses for this lack of email response, other than the fact that my job consists of emailing people back and forth upwards of 50 times a day. I get a little sick of pushing the send button.

But to bring up a point that is 100% necessary, Spring Break Shark Attack was beyond phenomenal in all aspects. Acting: superb Storyline: Unmatched OC character usage: Top-notch CGI graphics: So bad they’re guffaw inspiring, which is exactly what makes this movie the top contender for an Emmy!

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/comment-page-1/#comment-1446 solo Wed, 23 Mar 2005 22:32:27 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/03/21/my-so-called-email-life/#comment-1446 krusty i think you're onto something. i know i personally spend most my time indoors looking at a computer screen. however some of us just wanna stack chedda', foo! ain't no G stacks at camp meatballs. just kidding, i'd love to be in the woods right now chillin, but you know you hate your wack connection. krusty i think you’re onto something. i know i personally spend most my time indoors looking at a computer screen. however some of us just wanna stack chedda’, foo! ain’t no G stacks at camp meatballs. just kidding, i’d love to be in the woods right now chillin, but you know you hate your wack connection.

]]> By: DA http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/comment-page-1/#comment-1410 DA Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:09:32 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/03/21/my-so-called-email-life/#comment-1410 Believe me, those three aren't the only ones I email. They just were good examples of the polar extremes of my email life. I figure the remaining four percent of my real life consists of eating lunch. Today I went home and played Halo with Solo at lunch so I might be pushing close to 98% now. Wish me luck! Believe me, those three aren’t the only ones I email. They just were good examples of the polar extremes of my email life.

I figure the remaining four percent of my real life consists of eating lunch. Today I went home and played Halo with Solo at lunch so I might be pushing close to 98% now. Wish me luck!

]]> By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/comment-page-1/#comment-1409 Krusty Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:03:12 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/03/21/my-so-called-email-life/#comment-1409 I am about 35 percent virtual and feel sorry for those of you like DA who only see about 8 minutes of sunlight a day and have computer screen images burned into your eyes. 34 percent of my virtual life is as velvety Krusty the Halo 2 warrior. This part of my virtual life is acceptable only because it includes neverending violence. I am not one of the three members of DA's entire virtual world. My theory behind this is that in the small amount of time that DA spends XBOXING with me he is angered and offended constantly. Leaving the real world so far behind has left DA with a shattered sense of human relations. This leads to the inability to flip me back enough crap to quiet me down while I'm cold cocking him all night. I'm just playing with you DA (kinda). I am about 35 percent virtual and feel sorry for those of you like DA who only see about 8 minutes of sunlight a day and have computer screen images burned into your eyes. 34 percent of my virtual life is as velvety Krusty the Halo 2 warrior. This part of my virtual life is acceptable only because it includes neverending violence. I am not one of the three members of DA’s entire virtual world. My theory behind this is that in the small amount of time that DA spends XBOXING with me he is angered and offended constantly. Leaving the real world so far behind has left DA with a shattered sense of human relations. This leads to the inability to flip me back enough crap to quiet me down while I’m cold cocking him all night. I’m just playing with you DA (kinda).

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/comment-page-1/#comment-1406 solo Tue, 22 Mar 2005 22:36:23 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/03/21/my-so-called-email-life/#comment-1406 funny how we never isight. it's better to only virtually see you, as in my head. when i hear your voice all i see is a halo 2 suit with a helmet. sometimes a gas mask (rainbow six). funny how we never isight. it’s better to only virtually see you, as in my head. when i hear your voice all i see is a halo 2 suit with a helmet. sometimes a gas mask (rainbow six).

]]> By: furious http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/comment-page-1/#comment-1399 furious Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:46:08 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/03/21/my-so-called-email-life/#comment-1399 I am totally with you on this one. I'm about 75% virtual and 25% real during the week...and then it totally depends on the weather on the weekend. If it's rainy, I dare say I'm pushing 85% virtual. I want to see the next level, where we are all just sharing our living rooms online and, inevitably, our bedrooms... Ewww, wait a second... I am totally with you on this one. I’m about 75% virtual and 25% real during the week…and then it totally depends on the weather on the weekend. If it’s rainy, I dare say I’m pushing 85% virtual.

I want to see the next level, where we are all just sharing our living rooms online and, inevitably, our bedrooms…

Ewww, wait a second…

]]> By: MR http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/my-so-called-email-life/comment-page-1/#comment-1398 MR Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:34:08 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/03/21/my-so-called-email-life/#comment-1398 I like how your emailing universe essentially consists of three people, two of which are doubtful to email you back. I will say this, I welcome the virtual Dave. I can't wait for CGI technology to advance beyond giving us crap like "Spring Break Shark Attack" and characters like Jar Jar Binks. When CGI Dave is superimposed over the "blue screen" that is all our lives, the world will be a better place. I like how your emailing universe essentially consists of three people, two of which are doubtful to email you back.

I will say this, I welcome the virtual Dave. I can’t wait for CGI technology to advance beyond giving us crap like “Spring Break Shark Attack” and characters like Jar Jar Binks. When CGI Dave is superimposed over the “blue screen” that is all our lives, the world will be a better place.

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