May 12th, 2005

Shotgun Wedding

by The Centaur

Consider this an arranged marriage…

Fellow Zillionaires, tonight I give you the opportunity to cast your eyes on your future soulmate.

Tune in to MTV this evening for the unveiling of the next generation of the Xbox, the temptress that each of us will be exchanging vows with this holiday season…

9 Responses to “Shotgun Wedding”

Bailes
05/12/2005

Not me, PS3 all the way baby!

furious
05/13/2005

The 360 looks slick. I’ll buy it just for the wireless controllers. Sony slept in too long with the PS2 and it’s gonna kill ‘em. Can’t wait for Perfect Dark Zero…

Krusty
05/14/2005

I missed it damn. Some one give me the low down.

Bailes
05/16/2005

come on Peewee, not even a response about how much the PS sucks? You must be working too much or something.

Bailes
05/16/2005

Here’s the lowdown Krusty… the PS3 is going to be way better and the x-box temptress is going to be as much of a temptress as Kristy Ruffle.

Krusty
05/16/2005

Bailes I can’t believe you just used a Kristi Ruffle referecnce. That was awesome. However we all know that the PS3 is going to be the volkswagen beetle of the video game world. It has a lot of flash and will be a hot fad for valley girls and gay men. The XBOX 360 will be the rolls royce leading all the world into the next era of video games. I’m sorry Bailes but your just a step behind. Come on and join the masculin men of America buy an XBOX.

MR
05/17/2005

Yes, I suppose some commentary is in order…

I can understand the allegiance to a video game system. I thought I would be a Nintendo man until the day I died. Then one day, inexplicably, I woke up and realized that jumping on toadstools and riding around on Yoshii just wasn’t that sweet anymore…

Someday, Bailes, you too may tire of racing around as Sonic the Hedgehog or playing the role of Crash Bandicoot. The playstation had a good run, but the future clearly belongs to the Xbox franchise. Hey, some people still cling to their VCR, while the rest of society has moved onto DVD’s. That’s your choice…

But this fall, the Xbox 360 allows all Zillionaires to unite and pledge their allegiance to a single video game system. Those choosing to cling to the old Playstation format will only be ostracized…

solo
05/18/2005

a true zillionaire would buy both consoles.

MR
05/26/2005

Also, supposedly you’ll be able to hook up webcams to watch your friends during gameplay. Unfortunately, this will likely mean I’ll have to stop playing Xbox in the nude…

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