Comments on: Origin of McSex

By: solo

solo — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:25:31 +0000

Good points MR, but DA does make a good argument. but have any of you ever got props for your name? DA can verify, one kid told me jon solo was the coolest name he’d ever heard. aside from him, everyone constantly makes references to star wars and how nerdy i am for it. velvetykrusty, don’t change it. it’s actually one of my favorites.

By: JR

JR — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 17:10:37 +0000

I think if I had a gamertag I’d do somthing like Smurfette or CheerBear (the pink Carebare). The idea is that I’ll have no respect based on my name, no one will cover me, then I’ll jump out of no where and wail on my oppenents. I have a feeling Matts shaking his head right now thinking to himself ‘she just doesn’t get it’. He’s right though, I don’t.

By: krusty

krusty — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:54:42 +0000

Nice work bailes melmac it was.

By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 14:34:18 +0000

The mighty Peteosaurus was born way back in the N64 era. He walked the earth as top predator on the food chain. Goldeneye and Mariokart were his feeding grounds. He exists now, barely escaping extinction, mostly serving as cannon fodder and supplying friendly fire.

By: DA

DA — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 05:07:14 +0000

I share MR’s passion for a clever yet meaningful gamertag. I, however, added an eighth rule when choosing my name.

8. Hypersexual male persona nicknames are creepy considering the fact that most of the time you are basically in a virtual chat room type scenario with a bunch of adolescent boys.

Thus, I decided upon my gamertag, the Chizzler, for it’s originality and it’s hidden meaning. The Chizzler stemmed from a few tangential thoughts. First, it straight-up sounds cool in the way that slang sounds cool. The two z’s cut through it like a chainsaw. Chi-ZZ-ler.

Second, it started the whole phenomenon of putting the word ‘the’ before your name to avoid having to register under one of those tacky number dumpster names. I chose the opening “The” because it implies a certain arch-villain quality that is both mysterious and respected. For instance, nobody denies that The Riddler was Jim Carrey’s finest performance in a Batman sequel. Case closed. Moveon.org.

Third, it actually is an old-timey slang word for a liar and a cheat. And I’m a firm believer in calling a spade a spade. Hence, why I never get invited to the Synonyms-for-Spades fundraiser barbeques.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 04:29:47 +0000

Krusty, wasn’t it Melmack? By the way, you can’t put Krusty to rest, what are you thinking?

By: Krusty

Krusty — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 02:45:08 +0000

yeah Cheryl you got it right. I am very impressed. How about the double bonus question. What was the name of ALF’s home planet?

By: cheryl

cheryl — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:53:44 +0000

Hey, Krusty, I think I know the answer to your bonus point question. Isn’t that the original name of ALF?
On a side note. . . Matt, isn’t there anyway for you to fix your Dad’s spelling (and punctuation. . . and grammar!) before his comment gets posted?

By: Krusty

Krusty — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 20:21:24 +0000

Obviously all my fellow Zillionaires know the orgion of my alter ego and gamertag. It is the stuff of legends. However I have been very seriously contemplating a new gammertag, Gordan Schumway. I think I would gain some domination points and the name would tie in nicely to being a covenant soldier. Anyway let me know what you think. Krusty may be put to rest. Bonus points for anyone who can identify the classic 80′s show this new tag comes from.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Sat, 25 Jun 2005 05:38:43 +0000

Thanks for the tips peewee, I mean Jack McSex. I never thought of it as such a big decision, so much for relaxing this weekend.