Comments on: Remote Controls, Part III

By: krusty

krusty — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 15:45:59 +0000

Oh really DA I feel that your direct assualt on my skills is completely off base. I have had games where I made you my punk biaatch many times. I have also recently lead the team in kills multiple times. In fact it seems like everytime we really need some kills is when DA floats away from the strategy and tries to be the terminater and ends up like poppa smurf. Blue and dead over and over. Booyah. Bailes
I’ll show you the real mad skills. And I’ll take DA on a head to head anytime.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 03:11:39 +0000

Yeah, hopefully it will be soon. Nice Horace Grant reference Dave, that was hilarious.

By: solo

solo — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:59:40 +0000

oh and bailes, i do understand people have financial priorities. talk to mcsex on this one. just playin with ya, i just want you to get online soon, it’s not that hard, i know you’ve got skillz dunny.

By: DA

DA — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:58:40 +0000

Check the stats Solo! We both have 52 games played. I am a higher 14 right now than you. I also have 3 wins to your two. Bong!

By: solo

solo — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 17:29:42 +0000

oh, look whos the big man talking trash. even though i don’t rumble pit as much, we still have the same ranking. wait till i actually put some time in. bong!!!

By: DA

DA — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 18:37:08 +0000

Bailes, don’t worry about your skills. We play with Krusty all the time and he’s terrible. And when you jump online, don’t be intimidated by Solo’s ranking. He’s pure Horace Grant. He only plays the team games knowing full well that he can contribute here and there while leaving the real work of winning to the other starters. He might have a lot of championship rings on his fingers but their legitimacy can be debated. I only count Rumble Pit rankings as the true indicator of someone’s skills.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 03:24:33 +0000

Hey, lay off, I’m trying to buy a house so every dollar counts, especially in this market. Besides, I need to get polished up before I go live, don’t want to make a fool out of myself.

By: solo

solo — Sun, 19 Jun 2005 04:24:10 +0000

man if you can’t drop 50 bucks at moments notice at your age…well i guess i don’t know what, but i wouldn’t waste time if i were you, mcsex is tough on noobs.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 02:41:07 +0000

I plan on getting my live setup free by filling out surveys on microsoft.com. I’ll let you know when I have successfully scheistered my way to a free live setup. Until then, I will be dreaming about becoming the awesome killing machine that I always knew I could become. Looking forward to it…

By: MR

MR — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 17:17:05 +0000

Bailes, that is excellent. Glad to see you’ve attained ownership of an Xbox, even though I’m perplexed by the PS2 having any trade-in value whatsoever. Regardless, this will be a watershed moment for you. The rest of your life begins today. The timing of significant events in your past will now contain the suffix B.X. (Before Xbox.)

Basic Training begins immediately… Your free time going forward needs to be devoted to becoming a ruthless killing machine. Household chores, personal grooming, eating and sleeping are now secondary priorities in life.

Get your Live account set up and we can start crackin’ some skulls. When you’re ready, look for me online… (I’ll be the one slicing off heads and arranging the bodies to read “Don’t Mess with McSex”…)