I apologize in advance for the picture you’re about to see. This is just a little side note that I felt compelled to share…
In the Weekend Getaway post, I wrote the following sentence, describing what my wife would dress me like if given the opportunity:
a) A member of a boy band (Usually the “sensitive” one with a fu-Manchu and purple-tinted sunglasses.)
After writing it, I thought a picture might be a nice addition to the post. I searched Google for literally two minutes before finding this pic…
He’s even got the damn purple sunglasses! That was intended as a pure exaggeration when I wrote that initially. I was truly amazed a pic this unbelievable even existed… and that I was able find it so quickly.
Anyway, I had a good laugh for a few minutes when I first came across this. Soon though, this guy’s cocky stare began to fill me with rage. I actually broke three bones in my hand trying to punch through my computer screen. I’m sure each of you is fighting back a similar urge right now…
…….but he’s better looking then you
It’s true. This post was motivated by sheer jealousy of AJ’s good looks.
AJ could kick your ass son
YOU GO AROUND TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITIES LIKE YOU ARE COOL OR SOMETHING — AND YOU HAVE A PART OF YOUR SITE DEDICATED TO VIDEO GAMES? YEAH, YOU ARE A REAL COOL GUY, NOT! YOU ARE PROBABLY SOME LITTLE NERD, OH THE IRONY!
I love when fans of AJ call me out.
And for the record, I think AJ is about 4’11”, probably 130 lbs. Maybe 5’3″ if you include his hair in the height measurement. Not very imposing. However, I will concede that he probably could kick my ass. Thanks for commenting!