August 1st, 2005
Member of a Boy Band
by The CentaurI apologize in advance for the picture you’re about to see. This is just a little side note that I felt compelled to share…
In the Weekend Getaway post, I wrote the following sentence, describing what my wife would dress me like if given the opportunity:
a) A member of a boy band (Usually the “sensitive” one with a fu-Manchu and purple-tinted sunglasses.)
After writing it, I thought a picture might be a nice addition to the post. I searched Google for literally two minutes before finding this pic…
He’s even got the damn purple sunglasses! That was intended as a pure exaggeration when I wrote that initially. I was truly amazed a pic this unbelievable even existed… and that I was able find it so quickly.
Anyway, I had a good laugh for a few minutes when I first came across this. Soon though, this guy’s cocky stare began to fill me with rage. I actually broke three bones in my hand trying to punch through my computer screen. I’m sure each of you is fighting back a similar urge right now…
09/10/2006
…….but he’s better looking then you