Comments on: I Hate Hurricanes http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/09/i-hate-hurricanes/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:13:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/09/i-hate-hurricanes/comment-page-1/#comment-3200 Krusty Wed, 12 Oct 2005 21:23:16 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/09/22/i-hate-hurricanes/#comment-3200 Technically the phone was both lost and dead. This was a result of drinking two bottles of wine in an afternoon while playing crouquet. I finally got back to MR after finding my phone in the bushes. Interestingly enough I only found my phone because I was trying to catch a frisbee and tripped on a crouquet ball and fell on the phone. After many swear words and a couple of brews I called MR up. Sorry I missed Vegas. Technically the phone was both lost and dead. This was a result of drinking two bottles of wine in an afternoon while playing crouquet. I finally got back to MR after finding my phone in the bushes. Interestingly enough I only found my phone because I was trying to catch a frisbee and tripped on a crouquet ball and fell on the phone. After many swear words and a couple of brews I called MR up. Sorry I missed Vegas.

]]> By: Gabe http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/09/i-hate-hurricanes/comment-page-1/#comment-3189 Gabe Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:37:23 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/09/22/i-hate-hurricanes/#comment-3189 You know I had thought all along that there was some guy in New Orleans that God hated. He tried to get him, but he escaped to Houston. So he tried again. But maybe it's YOU that God hates, MR. I don't know what you did, but I'm sure it involves Krusty and/or the Zillionaire's Lounge and/or another form of drunken debauchery. Or maybe he's just mad at you for playing too much XBox... If a tornado hits Vegas, instead of where the New Orlean/Houstonian for a couple weeks fled to, my suspicions will be confirmed. You know I had thought all along that there was some guy in New Orleans that God hated. He tried to get him, but he escaped to Houston. So he tried again. But maybe it’s YOU that God hates, MR. I don’t know what you did, but I’m sure it involves Krusty and/or the Zillionaire’s Lounge and/or another form of drunken debauchery. Or maybe he’s just mad at you for playing too much XBox… If a tornado hits Vegas, instead of where the New Orlean/Houstonian for a couple weeks fled to, my suspicions will be confirmed.

]]> By: MR http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/09/i-hate-hurricanes/comment-page-1/#comment-3185 MR Fri, 23 Sep 2005 04:29:50 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/archives/2005/09/22/i-hate-hurricanes/#comment-3185 Quick update... With the Houston airport closed, and a category 5 hurricane coming we opted to cancel everything. This hurt. Going on this cruise had evolved into a test of wills between man and nature instead of just a vacation. I guess I can always just wrestle a grizzly bear or surf into the ultimate wave towards a certain death like at the end of "Point Break." Anyway, I'm spending next week in Vegas instead of at work, thus averting any bloodshed at my office. I think everyone wins here. Now, if I can reverse my hurricane misfortune into a nice run at the Pai Gow table, all will be right with the world... Finally... Krusty, locate your cell phone. I left you a message. It's looking like you lost your phone under some couch cushions or empty pizza boxes again. Let's meet at the Spanish 21 table at the Sahara. I'm sure you've got a job interview or an engagement with your wife's friends this weekend that you can blow off at the last minute to meet up with me in Vegas... http://www.internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/04/05/vegas-vacation/ Quick update…

With the Houston airport closed, and a category 5 hurricane coming we opted to cancel everything. This hurt. Going on this cruise had evolved into a test of wills between man and nature instead of just a vacation. I guess I can always just wrestle a grizzly bear or surf into the ultimate wave towards a certain death like at the end of “Point Break.”

Anyway, I’m spending next week in Vegas instead of at work, thus averting any bloodshed at my office. I think everyone wins here. Now, if I can reverse my hurricane misfortune into a nice run at the Pai Gow table, all will be right with the world…

Finally… Krusty, locate your cell phone. I left you a message. It’s looking like you lost your phone under some couch cushions or empty pizza boxes again. Let’s meet at the Spanish 21 table at the Sahara. I’m sure you’ve got a job interview or an engagement with your wife’s friends this weekend that you can blow off at the last minute to meet up with me in Vegas…

http://www.internetzillionaire.com/archives/2004/04/05/vegas-vacation/

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