Comments on: Fetus in the Oven

By: Gail

Gail — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:24:11 +0000

It’s ’bout time! Little boys have to grow up eventually. Hope all was well and parenting is in your genes. LOL

By: MOIRA

MOIRA — Sat, 12 Nov 2005 23:59:37 +0000

Congratulations Matt, Booth, and Gabe! Three zillionaire babies in the space of a few months – wow! I don’t know where you all went for your summer vacations this year, but I’m guessing you all enjoyed yourselves :)

By: MR

MR — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 03:36:06 +0000

Good work gentlemen. I’m glad to see that Operation: Get Bizzay is proving successful.

Little Lando Calrissian Ring will be in good company.

By: ACM

ACM — Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:12:13 +0000

B’jeezes. Congrats McFly and Booth. Say, this doesn’t mean I have to grow up too, does it?

By: dad

dad — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:16:30 +0000

I sure hope some of the recessive mutant genes show up for Fetus Ring (that’s such a nice sounding name), such as:
7 foot height
handsome
funny
kind
helpful
good writer
These traits have been missing for 2 generations.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 17:18:24 +0000

Conratulations to the rings again. I want to say thank you to Matt for giving me this information earlier than everyone else. It has given me plenty of time to decide if I approve of this birth or not. For starters way to go Booth I knew you could do it. Gabe you are going to be the only man in a house full of estrogen. I’m sorry (but congrats). Now on to the matty fetus Jr. I think that the this pregnancy shouuld solidify the annual camping trip. I hope that I am correctly assuming that the child will be born up in Reeccer creek. I can picture it now, all of the Zillionzires there cheering and chanting j’net over and over while dumping gaterade buckets of beer over MR’s head. If this isn’t the best excuse for a kingdome style bleacher set up includeing the wave, I don’t know what is. I fully expect to be invited to every step of the process. And I would like to offer up Maleah as a lamaze partner for j’net. Think about it this would free you up to go to the bar and endlessly pass out cheep cigars to every stranger you meet. I have no doubt that you have allready purchased a couple of ton of it’s a boy cigars. Anyway I will go on record saying that I will beat Bailes and my sister to the next punch. Krusty jr on the way stay tuned.

By: "Schepman"

"Schepman" — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:43:04 +0000

“Fetus in the Oven” is such an endearing, sweet, delicate name. You have such a way with words. I’m so encouraged when eloquent (grahic) young folks decide to reproduce (spawn). I am ecstatic (relieved) that Jeanette will have influence when it’s time to choose the post-birth name. :)

By: Bailes

Bailes — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:11:04 +0000

Well, for the time being I’m just working on getting married. Who knows when kids will come into the mix. Congrats matt, booth, and gabe. Good to hear that people that I like are procreating, and not just dumb shits.

By: Gabe

Gabe — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:03:18 +0000

There seems to be a lot of fertility floating around Zillionaireland. Interesting…

Congrats to you too Booth! But if it’s a race then I whooped all your asses! Twice! How do you like them apples?

Who’s next, Krusty? Bailes?

By: Booth

Booth — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:43:05 +0000

Mr. Ring, I believe it needs to be noted that I won this race, considering Kerri is due April 25, a month ahead of J’net. Plus you get a month advance on learning from all the mistakes I make.