Comments on: Halloween With Screech

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 21:11:43 +0000

I’ve noticed lately that we’re getting lots of searches on “Dustin Diamond Suicide” or something of that nature.

It’s funny, because I don’t think the searches are about disproving rumors or urban legends that seem to circulate around child stars.

I honestly think people have collectively decided that Screech has nothing to live for and are just waiting for him to realize it too. Poor Screech.

By: DustinSuperSucks

DustinSuperSucks — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:55:10 +0000

Dustin Diamond… Screech… call him what you want he is the biggest, self centered, puplicity whore there is! Can’t stand him. He is very bad at simply being a human!

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:57:08 +0000

BTW, have you noticed Screech is in the news a lot lately for dubious reasons?

He scuffled with a woman in his hotel room recently when she tried to steal his video games.

Before that, the bank foreclosed on his house. And it wasn’t even a nice house. So he tried to raise money, by selling t-shirts or something. Pathetic idea.

I hope Screech swallows his pride and gives Zach a call. That dude always could concoct a crazy scheme to quickly raise money. Screech is just out of his league.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 00:35:54 +0000

Yeah, I went to the xbox corner and it told me that I was going to get a free 360. Then, after filling out 8 million surveys and checking out 5 million credit card offers, I was finally in the last state of obtaining my prize, and I was sent to a site for psoriasis medication that did not have a link to anything about free 360s. Needless to say, my hopes had been shattered. I do like the looks of the new site though, it’s pretty sleek. Not sure that all of the links work though…

By: Krusty

Krusty — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 20:54:52 +0000

I want to say that the new site looks great. However, I had just finished learning how to use the old site. It tooki me ten minutes to leave this post. Everything looks great and I can’t wait to see the the Centaur picture. How about some updates huh.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:50:20 +0000

Is it me or didn’t you guys already right a post about this exact same night many years ago. Anyway if you have time to be posting on old Dustin Diamond experiences you have time to play more video games. Tha’s right I am back on the side of good with the christ box (XBOX). A few of you know that I have been in the seventh ring of hell with my xbox and a new game that didn’t work. A problem that I had but assumed would continue untill my grandchildren are born has been solved. I found a video game nerd at a local store who hooked me up with a new xbox. It’s like christmas, easter, my wedding and winning the super bowl all rolled into one. I feel like my best friend has returned. I’m still trying to get my XBOX live account back up but it will happen soon. May I say that I recently was at the highschool that Saved by the bell was filmed in. It is a real highschool in southren california. I was there to talk to some kids and recognized “the stairs ” that they all hung out at by the lockers. Matt I know you are jealous.

By: Gabe

Gabe — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:28:28 +0000

All I want to know is how the f$!@ did Slater get his mitts on the hot Doritos girl??? What’s up with that?

While I can’t say I’ve ever seen (or been tempted to see, even) Dustin live, I happen to listen to a morning show on my way to work every day that on Fridays features the comics performing at the Tempe Improv that weekend. Bob Saget was on last summer, and I have to say that he was so unlike what you think Saget would be like it was unbelievable. He’s quite a crude guy. This is radio mind you, so we got the PG-13 version, but he was talking about how hot his daughter the Olsen twins had gotten, and somehow the topic of “banging Kimmy Gibler” came up. It was good stuff. I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard.

Sorry about the letdown of Screech in person though, MR, although I’m glad to see that it hasn’t ruined your love of Saved by the Bell. Even though they make phones the size of a quarter now, I still carry a phone the size of a medium-sized computer like my idol, Mr. Zack W.C. Morris III.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:46:27 +0000

And now syphilis, boy, Slater sure has been busy! Solo, I agree, I don’t know what the hell tbs is thinking!

By: John D. Rock'n'rollafeller

John D. Rock'n'rollafeller — Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:30:25 +0000

Folks, I’ve finally made it on Zillionaire! Please keep any eager attacks about my choice of name within a K-5 level of mentality… it’s likely to change from time to time anyway, due to recent polls and web trends. OK, so I’ll get to Saved By The Bell in bit… Does anyone remember “Circus of the Stars?” Yeah, me neither. So, I’m flipping through channels at 2:00 AM and I’m hooked on VH1′s “Remember 1983.” Sure enough, there’s Slater in tights, swinging from a trapeze rope along with Todd Bridges, from Diff’rent Strokes… not at the same time, because WOAH, that would’ve cost a fortune to book those stars in the day. So, where the F was I when all this happened? Oh yeah– I was 7. Could there have been a worse idea? A more appropriate show name should have been “A**-Clown Circus Tools.” Seriously, there was a segue to Brooke Shields running a dog show in tights… even Richard Simmons looked bad in tights. WOW! Who thought of this disaster?!!! All right, I’m off of my soapbox. Luckily, Slater went on to a more promising role, and although I have to admit for not being a big fan, let’s all bow our heads in rememberance of T.V. shows that made Jaws 3D look good (also a 1983 phenom).

By: solo

solo — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 17:43:07 +0000

exactly jeannette, quit fronting MR, i know you liked it. however, i wish i could’ve been there to see it too. and btw, has tbs run out of options for syndication? get your f#$#ing s#$t together ted.