Comments on: If Weird Al Yankovic and This Website Had a Baby

By: Bailes

Bailes — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:43:54 +0000

Can I help pick the beer, I think that Krusty is a little out of practice, living in CA and all has made him a little soft. I think that last time I visited him down there he was drinking wine coolers.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 04:02:07 +0000

Excellent, Da you kill me. If I can I would like to work on the difficult matter of selecting an official beer, wine, strip club and candy bar. Also a life size mascot costume would be good for me to wear behind the bar at our annual conferences.

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 18:46:56 +0000

Well, this is excellent.

Official Website: check.
Official Lounge (my basement): check.
Theme song: check.

Now, if someone would get to work on the Zillionaire Coat of Arms, we’d really have something here…

By: The Captive Lion

The Captive Lion — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 18:10:55 +0000

Perfect! I smell a video in the works. Brenda, you are obviously in charge of choreography. Solo, you’re behind the keys. Me… I’ll just be in my dressing room practicing my moves in front of the mirror.

Over the years, I’ve learned that the secret to jazz hands has nothing to do with your hands at all. It’s all about delivering that amalgamated look of awe, surpise, disbelief and wonderment the split second your face is revealed from behind flashing white gloves. Come to think of it, it’s the same look a two-year old gives you when you’re playing a game of hide and seek and you open the most obvious closet door to find them standing there.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:44:50 +0000

“No! Gawdammit I said jazz hands not box step! Start from the beginning”.

By: brenda

brenda — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:35:19 +0000

I can see the Zillionaire put down his bag of money, drop to one knee and do the jazz hands finish to this brilliant song! Nice Work!