Comments on: Breaking Water

By: sean

sean — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:39:56 +0000

dis is the funniest take on a women’s “breaking” of “water”

By: Laurie

Laurie — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:55:39 +0000

HAHAHAH!! I am pregnant and due in 3 weeks. I just googled “water break stain” and your blog came up! I was actually wondering what I myself should do (constantly sit on a trashbag, lay a shower curtain under me in bed OR WHAT???) plus I will be working as long as possible before the birth and I worry about what it is going to stain and if it even does stain. I mean…due in 3 weeks…the baby could really come any time now! Your post is so funny! I got a lot of laughs from it and the responses! Thanks MorrisMommy for the helpful realistic reply too!

By: lovely

lovely — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:56:42 +0000

damn, dis is funny! And i never thought i cud laugh at dis topic!!!

By: MorrisMommy

MorrisMommy — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 23:25:16 +0000

Hi Guys!!

This may seem to be offensive to other pregnant women since I am a pregnant woman myself but…

I am nine months pregnant and at this moment ready to give birth within the next 24 to 48 hours. Since
this is the most boring waiting game I’ve ever played I wanted the fine gentlemen here to know that you have made me laugh like I have never laughed before hence helping to relieve the discomfort of my empending labour. Thank You very much. And for those of you that are still waiting with much fear and dread for your wives to “break” their “water”. No Worries…if your wife is sitting down or even standing up then the babies head will act as a “cork” and the “water” should only come in a trickle. But if she leans back or lays down…watch out…you might have enough water to fill a water tanker for the local fire department. Good Luck guys and “Happy Labour Day” to you poor Fathers that get very little sympathy or concern during this long and often difficult process where the angel you married turns into a pregnant she-devil from hell for nine months!!

MorrisMommy

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:11:31 +0000

Brenda, she’d like that.

You see, I’ve actually stopped hugging my wife or even standing in her vicinity just in case her water breaks at that moment and ruins my shoes or stains my pants.

By: brenda

brenda — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 18:22:59 +0000

This all just makes me want to give Jeannette a big hug right now. Christ!

By: DoubleCrossed

DoubleCrossed — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:03:40 +0000

I wouldn’t worry about the carpet, I would be more worried about your matress. I would invest in the hazmat suit as well as some rubber sheets. Make her wear a large hefty bag with a couple holes for her legs and then she could use the drawstring as a sort of belt.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 08:42:46 +0000

It would be nice to have a running forum on the side. So if i wanted to post my jackass comments somewhere it wouldn’t have to be associated with a story. But that would mean someone has to work to change something. That would also mean the hands would have to be pryed away from the inlayed finger marks on your xbox controller.

Hows the zillionaire mansion?

By: Dave Munger

Dave Munger — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 21:11:10 +0000

Having been present for the delivery of two children, as well as an as yet uncalculated number of diaper changings, feedings, and other baby-induced messes, I can assure you that “breaking water” is the least of your worries in the clean-up department.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 17:21:36 +0000

I would definitely invest in oxy-clean. I’ve seen the commercials for that can confidently say it will clean anything.

Oooo, OOoo, check this out:

I just found a great book you might start reading. It’s called “the handbook of hazardous materials spills technology”.

It talks about safety, risk assesment, hazardous materials programs, nuclear emergencies, disposal…

If you want to take the necessary precautions you’d better invest in this.