Comments on: Valentine’s Day Excuses

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 15:57:41 +0000

If you think Valentine’s Day is tough… you should see what you have to do when your wife’s birthday is Valentine’s Day. You have to get two gifts…and if you ever forget…. you’re seriously dead meat.

By: brenda

brenda — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 17:41:02 +0000

Christ, are we going to have to read about how horrible Valentine’s Day is every year on this site? It’s not going away any time soon, plan for it or guys find a girl that really doesn’t give a shit about it. They are out there, I know tons, call for references.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:22:49 +0000

OK, you totally didn’t make any reference to the “I don’t need anything for valentines day” comment and I am really disappointed.

If you fall into the trap of listening to them you will know what a cold day in hell feels like.

And women wonder why men don’t listen to them….

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:15:00 +0000

My favorite excuse for forgetting the gift is #23A: I thwarted a terrorist attack while at the mall, and after being interviewed by the local news (which already aired and I forgot to TiVo) I totally forgot your ring.

By: Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 22:24:17 +0000

Good list, tho i personally am experiencing the “You don’t need to get me an expensive gift, just some flowers would be nice.” I am currently waiting to hear back from the International Council of Men to see if this is in fact a test or not..

By: Hep

Hep — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 21:11:30 +0000

8. “I couldn’t help but brag about ya today in front of complete strangers…”

Translation: While doing 60 downtown on the way to get a last minute Valentine’s gift, you rejoice “Have a happy VD!” to all of the hookers. Can’t buy that at Hallmark.