Comments on: The ManMobile III

By: Stevo

Stevo — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:07:04 +0000

I think you are missing a great possibility here. Big, brawny, manly…..nothing says all three like the Oscar Meyer WeinerMobile! Doing 80 down the interstate, running over pedestrians, while guzzling pork by products!

As you run over seniors you can yell out the window, “My baloney has a first name, Bitch! Its out of my way!”

By: Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:37:58 +0000

When choosing a vehicle, you should always make your decision based off of how many bodies can be stuffed into the trunk at one time. This will save you much frustration in the future.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Thu, 06 Apr 2006 23:15:27 +0000

That thing is sweet! Scud proof, nice.

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:34:48 +0000

Actually, I thought about an 18-wheeler. I thought it would be sweet to outfit it as a mobile command center and then have my wife take it on the freeway. Then, while driving, she would lower the trailer ramp so that I could pull my Trans Am in behind. And then she would close the ramp, and the bad guys would never know where I went. If this move sounds familiar, I must confess, I got the idea from Knight Rider.

As we all know, it was the coolest part of the show.

By: Shizworth

Shizworth — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:01:46 +0000

CROWS Humvee– genius. The Warthog is simply brilliant. Yet, I’m gonna take a backseat from bloodshed and recommend a machine suited for mobility. Afterall, aren’t we missing one small detail when driving? A man’s gotta eat on the go, fellas! Forget drive thru’s… When it’s time for JNet to grill you a juicy porterhouse, kick back with the XBox in your own transportable, plush lounge: This 5,000 ton beast has “MAN” embossed in the grill, comes with a console of knobs and buttons designed by F1 fighter pilots, can tow a Cat up Mt. Rainier and is Scud-proof. All this, while in the comfort of your own home. However, I think mounting the gun turret is a must:

http://www.funmansion.com/html/fm-Rugged-RV.html

By: Krusty

Krusty — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:22:43 +0000

Speaking of design, my fellow XBOX players should check out maleah’s blog. She has designed a custom head band for holding the headset. It is the next big trend started by me.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:15:59 +0000

Nice point Bailes, we should get you on the design team.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 06:03:34 +0000

Well, I was just waiting to see what Krusty would say, and it seems pretty fitting. However, I would also recommend some sort of machine gun turret that Matty jr could operate. Not just a mounted machine gun, but an actual turret that is covered for his safety. This would not only be fun for the little tyke, but would prepare him for the endless hours of halo that he will undoubtedly be subjected to as soon as he can hold the controller.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:56:21 +0000

Well I’m sad to see the second man mobile be retired. I to enjoyed that truck alot also. I will suggest a clear solution to the phase three problem. I see only one vehicle that will fit your needs.

We are going to have to design and build a functiong Warthog. Think about it, not only does it meet your needs but the mounted machine gun will put you years ahead of the general public when the armagedon comes. Also I know that you recently recieved a big raise so I feel like you should be able to bank roll the construction. You will of course have to build a new garage to house the warthog, but we all know you were looking for an excuse to do that anyway. I think a full camo version would work nicely. This way if you need to drive during a paintball game your ready for that as well. I suppose the cab will need to be covered for little matty jrs. sake. This could be removeable and possibly bullet proof. I’ll leave that up to you. Good luck and I hope to see a prototype in a couple of weeks.

By: Romerican

Romerican — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:50:47 +0000

=oO

What happened to the fancy stylings? I rather liked your previous template…