Comments on: Lines To Utter Before Making Love

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:28:27 +0000

Here’s one I actually used this weekend:

“They say that humor is a turn-on for women. Well, that makes me the sexiest man alive.”

By: Miroslav

Miroslav — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 00:37:33 +0000

This is hilarious!! I’m a fan of this site now :-D

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 22:30:04 +0000

Nice, guys. Wait until you’ve been married another decade. Then the humor is more like this:

“Were you gonna wash that first?”

“Wouldn’t it be kinky if I rolled over and pretended I was asleep while you did that?”

“Hurry, before ‘Lost’ starts.”

“Seriously, were you gonna wash that?”

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 17:45:13 +0000

“I’d like to have your underwear once this is over… I’m building a trophy room in the basement.”

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 17:36:27 +0000

“Ok, I think I’m ready to try it without the helmet and kneepads this time.”

“Let me lock up my personal belongings first… hopefully now you’ll ditch any plans about trying to rob me afterwards.”

“Why yes, I am licensed and bonded to do this type of work.”

By: Krusty

Krusty — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:49:33 +0000

Ahh I always knew that my suave use of the english language was wasted on my wife. Here I am reciting shakespear and all she hears is grunts. Oh well whatever gets us there right.

“me man you woman get bed now rrrrrrr.”

By: Mrs. Krusty

Mrs. Krusty — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:12:42 +0000

In reality, when Krusty is lucky enough to get laid, I never see it coming. There are some caveman grunts, but no actual words come before sex from him.

And as far as my pre-sex dialogue, I’m keeping it to myself. I don’t want Krusty to know all of my move yet. I want to save something exciting for year 5.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 23:24:59 +0000

Excellent work from the captive lion.

I don’t about sarcastic or funny but here is the words of love that Krusty throws down before the lovin…..

“Dammit baby why can’t you at least pretend like your excited!”

“Here hold my beer I’ll only be a minute.”

“Come over here and show me the money!”

“Hey it’s not like I ask that often!”

“The movies are to expensive, I’ll be your action star and it will only cost you half as much.”

“NO I am not kidding, you would look great in that lara croft outfit.”

By: The Winged Migration

The Winged Migration — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 23:10:19 +0000

Being a lady, I don’t have to say anything clever. I usually just throw off my shirt and attempt to shimmy. That is always humorous and sexy enough to get the party started.

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 20:20:12 +0000

“Just so you know in advance… My underwear isn’t edible.”

“Call it in the air… Alright, ‘heads!’ I think I’m going to elect to receive. You can pick which end zone you want to defend.”

“What is today? The fourth? Let’s check and see who won the pool.”

“Ok, I lied. I’m not being shipped off to Vietnam tomorrow.”