Comments on: King of the Forest http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:28:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/comment-page-1/#comment-9284 solo Thu, 31 Aug 2006 19:10:56 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/#comment-9284 btw, i didn't know an oversized white tee could go so well under a horribly cut sleeveless camouflage "vest" (if that's what you call it) with a matching doo rag, miners lamp, and unmatching fingerless gloves. nice ensemble! btw, i didn’t know an oversized white tee could go so well under a horribly cut sleeveless camouflage “vest” (if that’s what you call it) with a matching doo rag, miners lamp, and unmatching fingerless gloves. nice ensemble!

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/comment-page-1/#comment-9283 solo Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:58:55 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/#comment-9283 you know you couldn't "survive" a camping trip without getting liquored up the second you drove a stake into the ground for your tent. i've seen and learned from your methods. let's wait till charlie reaches the proper drinking age. 17. you know you couldn’t “survive” a camping trip without getting liquored up the second you drove a stake into the ground for your tent. i’ve seen and learned from your methods. let’s wait till charlie reaches the proper drinking age. 17.

]]> By: Ken http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/comment-page-1/#comment-9231 Ken Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:41:00 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/#comment-9231 Matt, you were just lucky that day we left you in the forrest. Who would have thought you would have a pocket full of breadcrumbs? dad Matt, you were just lucky that day we left you in the forrest. Who would have thought you would have a pocket full of breadcrumbs? dad

]]> By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/comment-page-1/#comment-9225 Krusty Tue, 29 Aug 2006 20:50:35 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/#comment-9225 If everything goes perfectly on this voyage into manhood then little Charlie will come out of the forest as the beast master. A ferret on one shoulder and an eagle on the other. I can just see charlie emerging from the depths of the forest. Who said parenting was hard. It obviously is a simple process of exposing your child to every highlight of your childhood. Well done dad. If everything goes perfectly on this voyage into manhood then little Charlie will come out of the forest as the beast master. A ferret on one shoulder and an eagle on the other. I can just see charlie emerging from the depths of the forest. Who said parenting was hard. It obviously is a simple process of exposing your child to every highlight of your childhood. Well done dad.

]]> By: The Captive Lion http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/comment-page-1/#comment-9217 The Captive Lion Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:18:39 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/#comment-9217 While you are at it, I think you should try to enhance Charlie's sense of smell because I keep looking at that picture to the right of the dog with a bird in it's mouth and I can't help but imagine a tiny baby being trained to perform the same function. Picture it, a helpless child rooting around on the ground, his nose pressed to the dirt when pwang! one leg shoots out and then he bounces off into the high grass only to return with a fresh kill in his teeth. Houndbaby. While you are at it, I think you should try to enhance Charlie’s sense of smell because I keep looking at that picture to the right of the dog with a bird in it’s mouth and I can’t help but imagine a tiny baby being trained to perform the same function.

Picture it, a helpless child rooting around on the ground, his nose pressed to the dirt when pwang! one leg shoots out and then he bounces off into the high grass only to return with a fresh kill in his teeth. Houndbaby.

]]> By: Chris http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/comment-page-1/#comment-9124 Chris Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:19:47 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/08/king-of-the-forest/#comment-9124 I took a similar tact with Aiden, the whole baptism by fire thing. Except, instead of putting him out in the wilderness, at six months I put the vacuum cleaner in his hand, turned it on, and ran like hell. Later, walking across my spotless carpet I gave Aiden the lighter and a slab of meat and pointed him toward the BBQ. I still remember the smells emanating that day... Perfectly cooked meat, the air rushing through the lilies, and slightly charred baby clothes. Thankfully there weren't any lasting scars. Three months later I'd molded our new butler, just like I'd always wanted. I took a similar tact with Aiden, the whole baptism by fire thing. Except, instead of putting him out in the wilderness, at six months I put the vacuum cleaner in his hand, turned it on, and ran like hell. Later, walking across my spotless carpet I gave Aiden the lighter and a slab of meat and pointed him toward the BBQ. I still remember the smells emanating that day… Perfectly cooked meat, the air rushing through the lilies, and slightly charred baby clothes. Thankfully there weren’t any lasting scars.

Three months later I’d molded our new butler, just like I’d always wanted.

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