Comments on: Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Fri, 13 Aug 2010 04:44:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: seoul http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-41963 seoul Wed, 16 May 2007 07:29:18 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-41963 oh. and yes. milfhunter may appease a moment or two in me... still wookin pa nub in aw da wrong pwaces. peace and good luck oh. and yes. milfhunter may appease a moment or two in me… still wookin pa nub in aw da wrong pwaces. peace and good luck

]]> By: seoul http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-41962 seoul Wed, 16 May 2007 07:27:25 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-41962 've checked netflix, as well. 've checked the random knock by soliciting folks (albeit thru the half-mast blinds). 've checked under my pillow (should my money bearing fairy leave a note of wanton rather than monies). 've checked beneath my patience to see if one might be there... 've checked at the laundry-o-mat. 've checked at the xpress line. 've checked at the self-check line. 've tended to many and poured and washed up after and scooped up the 50cents they've left behind 've tripped over their stoop. 've checked the mailbox one too many times. 've remained hopeful, even whilst i have found myself in a relationship, i still check, or rather keep my eye out. for i, too, have yet to find. ‘ve checked netflix, as well.
‘ve checked the random knock by soliciting folks (albeit thru the half-mast blinds).
‘ve checked under my pillow (should my money bearing fairy leave a note of wanton rather than monies).
‘ve checked beneath my patience to see if one might be there…
‘ve checked at the laundry-o-mat.
‘ve checked at the xpress line.
‘ve checked at the self-check line.
‘ve tended to many and poured and washed up after and scooped up the 50cents they’ve left behind
‘ve tripped over their stoop.
‘ve checked the mailbox one too many times.
‘ve remained hopeful, even whilst i have found myself in a relationship, i still check, or rather keep my eye out. for i, too, have yet to find.

]]> By: Freud's Slip http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-10391 Freud's Slip Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:04:54 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-10391 Did you check the pockets of all the pants you wore in the last week? Thats were I always find things I am looking for. If not, check the pockets of the pants you are currently wearing. You can always find something there... Did you check the pockets of all the pants you wore in the last week? Thats were I always find things I am looking for.
If not, check the pockets of the pants you are currently wearing. You can always find something there…

]]> By: CWW http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-10156 CWW Sat, 16 Sep 2006 16:01:53 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-10156 Not in the underlying memories of all the girls you've dumped over the years but still nostalgically masturbate to, now that you're 30 and alone. But, it's close enough. And you save so much money that way. Not in the underlying memories of all the girls you’ve dumped over the years but still nostalgically masturbate to, now that you’re 30 and alone.

But, it’s close enough. And you save so much money that way.

]]> By: Shiela http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-10087 Shiela Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:26:01 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-10087 No no no no, ya'll have it wrong!! Except Cheryl, you were probably right with that one.(I know I was hoping to see him!) If your really, extremly desparate then try personal ads. Hey, you could always get a new friend if not a woman. No no no no, ya’ll have it wrong!! Except Cheryl, you were probably right with that one.(I know I was hoping to see him!) If your really, extremly desparate then try personal ads. Hey, you could always get a new friend if not a woman.

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-10004 solo Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:36:47 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-10004 how bout this one. not in writing this post. why not wear a sign on your head saying, "desperate," instead of advertising it on the internet. your kind buddy, solo. how bout this one. not in writing this post. why not wear a sign on your head saying, “desperate,” instead of advertising it on the internet. your kind buddy, solo.

]]> By: Bailes http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-9974 Bailes Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:04:26 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-9974 Wow, milfhunter.com. You need to lower your standards and go hang out at bus stops or something... maybe bowling alleys. Wow, milfhunter.com. You need to lower your standards and go hang out at bus stops or something… maybe bowling alleys.

]]> By: The Centaur http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-9904 The Centaur Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:00:00 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-9904 Time to comment on the comments! Joe, excellent idea. The Captive Lion has many Grinch-link traits that would lend itself perfectly to illustration. Also... Please, if you're going to give The Captive Lion some love advice (Cheryl), at least narrow it down a little for him... "The girl you were afraid to talk to in high school..." That could be <em>anyone...</em> And Ryan, if by "Jameson" you mean "alcohol in any form" and if by "hot" you mean "desperate and lonely" then yes, I will vouch for your declaration. Finally, I went and re-posted my first comment, with links added to help jog your memory. Hopefully the rest of you will get it now, better late than never. I will glady take a 72-hour laugh turnaround time any day. Time to comment on the comments!

Joe, excellent idea. The Captive Lion has many Grinch-link traits that would lend itself perfectly to illustration.

Also… Please, if you’re going to give The Captive Lion some love advice (Cheryl), at least narrow it down a little for him…

“The girl you were afraid to talk to in high school…”

That could be anyone…

And Ryan, if by “Jameson” you mean “alcohol in any form” and if by “hot” you mean “desperate and lonely” then yes, I will vouch for your declaration.

Finally, I went and re-posted my first comment, with links added to help jog your memory. Hopefully the rest of you will get it now, better late than never. I will glady take a 72-hour laugh turnaround time any day.

]]> By: The Captive Lion http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-9894 The Captive Lion Mon, 11 Sep 2006 16:29:20 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-9894 Centaur, I just <em>got</em> your comment. Wow! That's a new record. 72-hour delayed laughter! But I am suprised the comment section has been so tame. You all better not be holding back. Don't worry, I'm like ice cream, I can dish it out <em>and take it</em>. So it's been a few hours from this post so I have a few more to add: <ul> <li>not at the Roundtable Pizza all-you-can-eat, critiquing the breadsticks and getting a little too excited for the dessert pizza</li> <li>NOT in the barn</li> <li>not every woman who acknowledges I exist</li> <li>not in the years of guilt and shame that have piled up around me (so it's ok that I'm getting rid of them)</li> <li>not in the fabricated version of romance that Hollywood keeps perpetuating (unless Scarlett Johansson and I eventually tie the knot)</li> </ul> P.S. After I wrote this I found the same concept at McSweeney's written by <a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/4MayaRudolph.html" rel="nofollow">Maya Rudolph</a> of Saturday Night Live fame. I probably read this at some point and the idea burned itself into my subconscious. But my post was also inspired by Dr. Suess as Joe Louis deduced. It's Thing 1 and Thing 2 going all over the house looking for the Cat in the Hat's moss-covered three-handled family grudunza. Centaur, I just got your comment. Wow! That’s a new record. 72-hour delayed laughter!

But I am suprised the comment section has been so tame. You all better not be holding back. Don’t worry, I’m like ice cream, I can dish it out and take it. So it’s been a few hours from this post so I have a few more to add:

  • not at the Roundtable Pizza all-you-can-eat, critiquing the breadsticks and getting a little too excited for the dessert pizza
  • NOT in the barn
  • not every woman who acknowledges I exist
  • not in the years of guilt and shame that have piled up around me (so it’s ok that I’m getting rid of them)
  • not in the fabricated version of romance that Hollywood keeps perpetuating (unless Scarlett Johansson and I eventually tie the knot)

P.S.

After I wrote this I found the same concept at McSweeney’s written by Maya Rudolph of Saturday Night Live fame. I probably read this at some point and the idea burned itself into my subconscious. But my post was also inspired by Dr. Suess as Joe Louis deduced. It’s Thing 1 and Thing 2 going all over the house looking for the Cat in the Hat’s moss-covered three-handled family grudunza.

]]> By: ryan http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/comment-page-1/#comment-9872 ryan Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:29:01 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/looking-for-love-in-all-the-wrong-places/#comment-9872 Are you sure shes not at the bottom of the jameson? i have found many a hot woman at the bottom of jameson. Centaur can vouche for that. Are you sure shes not at the bottom of the jameson? i have found many a hot woman at the bottom of jameson. Centaur can vouche for that.

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