Comments on: New Calvin Klein Fragrances

By: Rusty

Rusty — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:42:44 +0000

A funny behind-the-scenes story of the new P Diddy cologne Unforgivable here.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:34:41 +0000

What I normally do is just pull a couple of 100 dollar bills and rub the scent all over me. That usually does the job.

By: shizworth

shizworth — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 20:19:46 +0000

Getting Mike into the sauna definitely calls for trap play… I was thinking Red 64 Rover, square the corner on the flank, on two, on two. In the meantime, let’s run over some ideas for the marketing pitch… I see the ad starting with a silver whistle falling in slo-mo onto a chiseled, black slab of granite (w/sound efx) next to the bottle… followed by some muffled NFL sound bites… and the pitch, “Grit has a name. Ditka for Men.” End it with a crisp sound bite of Mike yelling at the top of his lungs. Cha-ching.

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 18:57:58 +0000

All of you submitted some fantastic ideas.

However, I would seriously spend $50 on a bottle of Ditka for Men.

I’m thinking we should trap Ditka in a sauna, and harvest his aroma. Shizworth, to the smellatorium! It’s time to make a fragrance!

By: shizworth

shizworth — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 18:46:39 +0000

At this point, Coco Chanel’s sweating bullets. Now, allow me to dumb it down a bit. George Bush. No, no, lame joke… but what were to happen if we mixed up our options? The NFL starts soon and men everywhere will be on cloud 9. Even if you can’t make it to a game, dab a little of “Freshly Cut…” with “E.R.,” and voi la. Scent of “Ditka.” What better way to be a part of the action while greeting the ladies. Ummm OK, that’s not your thing, but if you’re into Nascar try a splash of “Flammable” with “New Car,” and you’ll be the talk of any trailer park. C’mon folks– bacon goes with everything. I’m even more confident that a beer fragrance would be the next big trend. It’s a stretch, but for those needing to cause a stir, try mixing “Beer” with “E.R.” I recommend this while in passing of an ex… little something I like to call “After Sex.” If you want be ever more convincing, add “Bacon…” for “The Morning After” effect. Like I said, bacon goes with everything.

By: Amy

Amy — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 18:20:01 +0000

i’d like to submit my idea:
Frank’s RedHot for Women. if men like to inundate all foods with this sauce, why not a woman smothered in Frank’s? plus the RedHot part sounds sexy, no?

By: Bailes

Bailes — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:48:34 +0000

Nice, I like it. I think that Gasoline could be for either men or women. We also need one for women that smells like beer, I mean, come on, that would attract almost any man who’s not gay or religious…Beer for women, now you can smell like his favorite breakfast drink…