Comments on: Office Sayings http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:22:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The Captive Lion http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-10928 The Captive Lion Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:41:11 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/#comment-10928 "Did you try shutting everything down and restarting? That's all I'm gonna do." "If that doesn't work, just google it." "Oh you tried that already... we'll what makes you think I will find something better when I search for it." "What does that even mean? There is no such thing as a web monkey. There are spider monkeys, but I'm 100% sure they aren't really good at sifting through google results." "Hmmm... I don't know what to say. I don't have that problem, I use a mac." “Did you try shutting everything down and restarting? That’s all I’m gonna do.”

“If that doesn’t work, just google it.”

“Oh you tried that already… we’ll what makes you think I will find something better when I search for it.”

“What does that even mean? There is no such thing as a web monkey. There are spider monkeys, but I’m 100% sure they aren’t really good at sifting through google results.”

“Hmmm… I don’t know what to say. I don’t have that problem, I use a mac.”

]]> By: Jeannette http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-10806 Jeannette Fri, 29 Sep 2006 17:00:44 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/#comment-10806 "Gosh my ankle hurts. Does anyone have any frozen breastmilk in the staff fridge, amongst all the frozen dinners, that I could use to ice it down with? Oh wait, I do." That's my world and I'm sure it's not wierd at all for everyone else around the office. “Gosh my ankle hurts. Does anyone have any frozen breastmilk in the staff fridge, amongst all the frozen dinners, that I could use to ice it down with? Oh wait, I do.”

That’s my world and I’m sure it’s not wierd at all for everyone else around the office.

]]> By: Amy http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-10759 Amy Thu, 28 Sep 2006 21:25:38 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/#comment-10759 I'm more a fan of the clever work-environment comments directed at me. Here is my top choice: "Hey Amy - are you working hard or hardly working? Ha ha haaa" If these people only took the time to come around my desk and check out the open windows of internet material and online games on my screen, they could stop asking me that asinine question. I’m more a fan of the clever work-environment comments directed at me. Here is my top choice:

“Hey Amy – are you working hard or hardly working? Ha ha haaa”

If these people only took the time to come around my desk and check out the open windows of internet material and online games on my screen, they could stop asking me that asinine question.

]]> By: brenda http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-10712 brenda Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:44:07 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/#comment-10712 No Brenda I think the word you are thinking of is "litorally" not "literally" No Brenda I think the word you are thinking of is “litorally” not “literally”

]]> By: Shizworth http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-10665 Shizworth Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:16:56 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/09/office-sayings/#comment-10665 "The word of the day is 'Legs'. Go ahead and spread the word out." “The word of the day is ‘Legs’. Go ahead and spread the word out.”

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