Comments on: The Primary Fun-Giver http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:22:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The Centaur http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/comment-page-1/#comment-12170 The Centaur Fri, 27 Oct 2006 19:03:26 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/#comment-12170 The latest game in my arsenal: I want my babyback babyback babyback I want my babyback babyback babyback <em>Charlie's</em> Babyback Ribs With Barbeque Sauce... (And at this point I tickle his ribs until he laughs.) The latest game in my arsenal:

I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
Charlie’s Babyback Ribs

With Barbeque Sauce…

(And at this point I tickle his ribs until he laughs.)

]]> By: Ryan http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/comment-page-1/#comment-11747 Ryan Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:47:11 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/#comment-11747 I am really disappointed you forgot the words "There's no time!!". The whole quote goes "Get to da choppah, dehs no dime!" You have to somehow fit in the saying "Kill me i'm here, KILL ME!!!".... or .. "Let's get OWWWW T" I am really disappointed you forgot the words “There’s no time!!”. The whole quote goes “Get to da choppah, dehs no dime!”

You have to somehow fit in the saying “Kill me i’m here, KILL ME!!!”…. or .. “Let’s get OWWWW T”

]]> By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/comment-page-1/#comment-11692 Krusty Wed, 18 Oct 2006 23:07:45 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/#comment-11692 I love it, soon the primary fun giver will be the xbox 360. At this point you will be rendered obslete yet again. Soon after that however you can step up and be the primary but whoopin giver. Ahh fatherhood. I love it, soon the primary fun giver will be the xbox 360. At this point you will be rendered obslete yet again. Soon after that however you can step up and be the primary but whoopin giver. Ahh fatherhood.

]]> By: The Captive Lion http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/comment-page-1/#comment-11686 The Captive Lion Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:52:08 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/#comment-11686 Centaur, these games are timeless. Or at least I sure hope they are. I want to see Charlie coming home from his first day of high school and he opens the front door and you are ducking for cover behind a couch with your machine gun in the ready position. You scream to him to "Get to the chopper!" and he drops his book bag, shrugs his shoulders, and says "Dad, there is no chopper. There never was. You were never in the military. I'm not going to go through these boot camp drills with you anymore." Also, I sure hope "choppers" aren't totally obsolete in 15 years. What if aviation technology were to really take off because of all this investment in space and commercial rockets. Wouldn't that be funny if in fifteen years you were saying something the equivalent of "Get to the Model T! We must hurry!" in this innocent little war re-enactment game with Charlie. I wonder if he'll even know who Arnold Swartzenegger is. Centaur, these games are timeless. Or at least I sure hope they are.

I want to see Charlie coming home from his first day of high school and he opens the front door and you are ducking for cover behind a couch with your machine gun in the ready position. You scream to him to “Get to the chopper!” and he drops his book bag, shrugs his shoulders, and says “Dad, there is no chopper. There never was. You were never in the military. I’m not going to go through these boot camp drills with you anymore.”

Also, I sure hope “choppers” aren’t totally obsolete in 15 years. What if aviation technology were to really take off because of all this investment in space and commercial rockets. Wouldn’t that be funny if in fifteen years you were saying something the equivalent of “Get to the Model T! We must hurry!” in this innocent little war re-enactment game with Charlie. I wonder if he’ll even know who Arnold Swartzenegger is.

]]> By: Jeannette http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/comment-page-1/#comment-11679 Jeannette Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:42:25 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/#comment-11679 Don't worry Solo. I was informed last night that not only am I the primary care giver but I'm also the boredom-giver, which is probably equivalent to the fun annihilator. Don’t worry Solo. I was informed last night that not only am I the primary care giver but I’m also the boredom-giver, which is probably equivalent to the fun annihilator.

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/comment-page-1/#comment-11653 solo Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:48:41 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/#comment-11653 if you're the fun-giver, who would the fun-annihilator be? there is always the oppossite force needing to be rectified. if you’re the fun-giver, who would the fun-annihilator be? there is always the oppossite force needing to be rectified.

]]> By: Charlie's grandma http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/comment-page-1/#comment-11646 Charlie's grandma Tue, 17 Oct 2006 22:27:41 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/10/the-primary-fun-giver/#comment-11646 You're right - the older he gets, the more sophisicated the fun must be. As his "more mature, secondary fun-giver", I'll have to work on a similar "Get to the Chopper" game. I'm thinking...how about a "Half-price shoe sale" simulation. I'll put Charlie in a stroller and he and I can practice maneuvering through aisles with blazing speed, sneaking up on younger, but weaker opponents and snatching stilletos from their grasps before they know what hit them. We'll practice our evil laugh, and then race to a check out and whip out a credit card faster than a Colt 44. And no, it won't turn Charlie gay if he plays "Shoe shopping" with Grandma. You’re right – the older he gets, the more sophisicated the fun must be. As his “more mature, secondary fun-giver”, I’ll have to work on a similar “Get to the Chopper” game. I’m thinking…how about a “Half-price shoe sale” simulation. I’ll put Charlie in a stroller and he and I can practice maneuvering through aisles with blazing speed, sneaking up on younger, but weaker opponents and snatching stilletos from their grasps before they know what hit them. We’ll practice our evil laugh, and then race to a check out and whip out a credit card faster than a Colt 44. And no, it won’t turn Charlie gay if he plays “Shoe shopping” with Grandma.

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