Comments on: Caveman Taunts and Insults

By: Freudian's Slip

Freudian's Slip — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:47:56 +0000

Terrible my arse! Krusty, you just don’t know how to appreciate some dynamic historical humor.

By: The Captive Lion

The Captive Lion — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:48:41 +0000

Krusty, your eloquent critique and question deserve an answer. In truth, I was trying to think of the first “burn” ever. The “original burn” if you will. You know, the first thing one caveman dude said to another caveman dude to piss him off. Of course, the truth is the world’s first “burn” was probably just some sexist putdown, but that’s not my style so I threw that one out and tried to think of others (the your momma joke withstanding, but it’s formula was too recognizable to pass up).

I understand how you arrived at your conclusion, however. They probably hit a little too close to cave dwelling.

My snarkiness aside, I actually do appreciate you not holding back. If we can’t be honest after all these years, what’s the point!

By: Krusty

Krusty — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:08:15 +0000

These are terrible. Where did this even come from? Terrible!

By: The Captive Lion

The Captive Lion — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:35:05 +0000

Aha! Coming up with these is harder than you would expect. Illustrious kudos to all for playing along.

But if gathering is wrong, I don’t want to be right. So sayeth Gog, the vegan Caveman.

Or, in the words of Michael Caveman Jackson, “I’m a gatherer, not a hunter.”

By: solo

solo — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:37:28 +0000

be nice or he’ll go t-rex on your ass.

he’s soooo cretaceous it’s not even funny.

By: Freud's Slip

Freud's Slip — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 17:27:35 +0000

“Would you stop acting like an australopithecus!?”
“C’mon, use your newly acquired frontal lobe on this”
“I hear he gathers for a living…”

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:38:24 +0000

Nice post. Here are some more:

“You call THAT walking upright!?! Pathetic.”

“Seriously, will you just evolve already?”

“That vestigial tail of yours is so Pleistocene.”

“Hold on. Let’s not re-invent the wheel here.”