Comments on: My Online Dating Profile

By: The Captive Lion

The Captive Lion — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 23:35:28 +0000

I can’t quit reading Anubis’ comment on this one. I’m afraid I pierced his heart with an arrow of love, but have left him stranded in the cold as I turn my attentions to another. Will Anubis ever find a chick as “convincing” as me? Will he ever be able to give true love another shot? Ohhhh Anubis!!!!! Forgive ME!!!

By: miss chantilly stevens

miss chantilly stevens — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 00:50:07 +0000

anyone see stand by me? blueberry pie eating contest?

By: Bailes

Bailes — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:17:00 +0000

I remember one time I was at Costco with Dan White and Dennis Mcquiston, and we were all eating costco polish dogs, and I looked over at Dan and he was hacking on his dog, and then he puked all over his tray. It was pretty sweet, almost like peewee projectile vomitting in the cab at his bachelor party! He puked up a solid piece of polish dog that was about 3 inches long, didn’t have one bite mark in it.

By: Anubis

Anubis — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:32:31 +0000

Lion, I’m impressed. Most people go to the anonymous online dating sites, but you put your name to it. good job! I’m not a chick, but if I was I’d give you a shot! very convincing.

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:14:09 +0000

My son has the same affliction. He’s seven months old. Whatever he sees, regardless of the size, he attempts to swallow whole.

We were just going to baby-proof the house, but maybe I should post his online profile and find him a soulmate instead.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:12:58 +0000

boa constrictor?

I think you may have given yourself to much credit. How about an earthworm or possibly a tape worm. Anyway you are going to catch a winner for sure.

By: Freud's Slip

Freud's Slip — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:45:56 +0000

That is so sweet. Make sure to keep some excerpts to read when you do your vows at the wedding.