Comments on: A Tale Of Two Body Hairs http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:22:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Ryan http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/comment-page-1/#comment-18134 Ryan Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:03:25 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/#comment-18134 Oh man, if they were only attractive. I would be the most handsome guy on earth. However, I don't "trim" my nose hairs. Instead, I yank them out in handfuls. My wishes are plentiful. If you need me to wish you one of my spare hairs, let me know. Oh man, if they were only attractive. I would be the most handsome guy on earth.

However, I don’t “trim” my nose hairs. Instead, I yank them out in handfuls. My wishes are plentiful. If you need me to wish you one of my spare hairs, let me know.

]]> By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/comment-page-1/#comment-16824 Krusty Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:56:58 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/#comment-16824 Nose hairs need be a problem no longer. Any early morning finger routing of the nostrils is a simple solution. Society looks down on this practice as taboo. I say what I pick in private wont scare small children. Nose hairs need be a problem no longer. Any early morning finger routing of the nostrils is a simple solution. Society looks down on this practice as taboo. I say what I pick in private wont scare small children.

]]> By: The Captive Lion http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/comment-page-1/#comment-16807 The Captive Lion Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:42:39 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/#comment-16807 <em>A Tale of Two Body Hairs</em>, eh Centaur Dickens? A literary and hygienic classic. Prime reading material for chimney sweeps and street urchins alike. You have summarized the early parts of the novel quite well. Allow me to skip ahead to Chapter 3, would you? Chapter 3: Navel Hair Why does every hair on my stomach point directly to my belly-button? It's as if my navel is magnetic north, and each hair on my belly is the needle of a compass. I feel sorry for the hairless men and women out there who must stumble every morning to locate their lint-collectors. Mine has a half-million thick, coarse, dark arrows pointing directly at it. Oh, and by the way, Centaur Dickens, I just picked up your next novel and can't wait to read it: <em>All-Of-Her Twist-y Armpit Hair</em> A Tale of Two Body Hairs, eh Centaur Dickens? A literary and hygienic classic. Prime reading material for chimney sweeps and street urchins alike.

You have summarized the early parts of the novel quite well. Allow me to skip ahead to Chapter 3, would you?

Chapter 3: Navel Hair

Why does every hair on my stomach point directly to my belly-button? It’s as if my navel is magnetic north, and each hair on my belly is the needle of a compass. I feel sorry for the hairless men and women out there who must stumble every morning to locate their lint-collectors. Mine has a half-million thick, coarse, dark arrows pointing directly at it.

Oh, and by the way, Centaur Dickens, I just picked up your next novel and can’t wait to read it: All-Of-Her Twist-y Armpit Hair

]]> By: Bailes http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/comment-page-1/#comment-16608 Bailes Sat, 09 Dec 2006 20:55:04 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2006/12/a-tale-of-two-body-hairs/#comment-16608 I think the fact that bugars usually accompany nose hair has something to do with it also.... I think the fact that bugars usually accompany nose hair has something to do with it also….

]]>