Comments on: Ornamental Testicles

By: solo

solo — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:29:04 +0000

could we get a new post, gettin tired of seeing the word “testicles” at the top of the page.

By: Rashenbo

Rashenbo — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 19:51:08 +0000

Lol! That’s too funny…. the only thing you have to worry about is Fumunda Cheese…

Fumunda what?

Fumunda my nuts.

By: The Captive Lion

The Captive Lion — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:23:22 +0000

Get ready to limbo as I lower the bar a wee bit.

See, I try to leave the testicles out of it and focus squarely on the scrotum itself. It’s baby soft flabby skin and light dusting of hair seems more comical to me.

Things that are easy = “No sweat off my sack.”

Things that are too difficult to attempt = “You might as well spend all day styling your sackhairs with a blow-dryer.”

Daring someone to do something they don’t want to = “Sack up or back up.”

Things that are a carefree = “This dude’s got less worries than an empty nut-satchel. He just gets to hang out all day.”

Things that are abrupt, a little violent, and make you take stock of the absurdity of life = “Like getting repeatedly slapped in the face with a baby gorilla’s ball-bag.”

By: solo

solo — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:46:47 +0000

…with all that cheddar you been stackin…

http://internetzillionaire.com/2005/03/im-a-black-man-now/

By: solo

solo — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:10:49 +0000

good one. i laughed pretty hard out loud. you forgot to mention your balling now.

By: Krusty

Krusty — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 20:03:50 +0000

Nice work, That was a real ballsy post. I have always wondered why the testicles are so fragile. I mean think about how important they are to the survival of the human race. Without them we couldn’t reproduce. Yet they are dangling there with only a small layer of skin for protection. I think evolution kind of missed the mark with this one. I would think they would be protected by as layer of bone thicker than the skull. I personally wrap my boys in shoulder pads and a laser defense system.