Comments on: Runner’s Up for Man’s Best Friend http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:57:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The Centaur http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-26629 The Centaur Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:59:12 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-26629 Well, I've got a bad one in the works... Plus, I've been really busy staging an annoying email campaign to motivate my friends to get off their asses, buy a 360, and then promptly get back on their asses for hours of videogaming. In addition to that, I'm also staging a hunger strike and wearing sandwich boards around the clock for the cause. So, Captive Lion and Solo: buy a 360 and end all of our suffering so I can get back to work. Well, I’ve got a bad one in the works…

Plus, I’ve been really busy staging an annoying email campaign to motivate my friends to get off their asses, buy a 360, and then promptly get back on their asses for hours of videogaming.

In addition to that, I’m also staging a hunger strike and wearing sandwich boards around the clock for the cause.

So, Captive Lion and Solo: buy a 360 and end all of our suffering so I can get back to work.

]]> By: The Captive Lion http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-26515 The Captive Lion Fri, 02 Feb 2007 20:01:17 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-26515 I'm a sucker for a little brow-beating. Don't worry, I've got a good one in the works. As for Centaur... I’m a sucker for a little brow-beating. Don’t worry, I’ve got a good one in the works. As for Centaur…

]]> By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-26500 Krusty Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:31:36 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-26500 Are you guys dead or something? I haven't seen this level of inactivity on this site ever. Come on entertain me dammit. Are you guys dead or something? I haven’t seen this level of inactivity on this site ever. Come on entertain me dammit.

]]> By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-24001 Krusty Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:54:48 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-24001 I'll put the fridge up there at the top of my best friend list. I mean all I want from a best friend is to provide me happiness everytime I see it. The fridge does this without fail. I’ll put the fridge up there at the top of my best friend list. I mean all I want from a best friend is to provide me happiness everytime I see it. The fridge does this without fail.

]]> By: The Centaur http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-23998 The Centaur Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:32:07 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-23998 The main reason why a laptop is better than a dog: If your computer gets worms, it won't drag its butt on the carpet to rid them... it will just run a virus scan. The main reason why a laptop is better than a dog:

If your computer gets worms, it won’t drag its butt on the carpet to rid them… it will just run a virus scan.

]]> By: Shiela http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-23909 Shiela Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:23:10 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-23909 One thing I will have to argue with is the cat part. You can teach them to use the toilet and they usually snuggle with you when your down. Don't forget they make great foot warmers in the winter. One thing I will have to argue with is the cat part. You can teach them to use the toilet and they usually snuggle with you when your down. Don’t forget they make great foot warmers in the winter.

]]> By: Freudian's Slip http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-23881 Freudian's Slip Sun, 21 Jan 2007 18:14:32 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-23881 I fully agree with CL on the ineptitude of a dog for a best friend. Having a dog is basically telling the world that your need for companionship outweighs your disgust for picking up dog shit. I feel like a friendship should have more to offer than that. I fully agree with CL on the ineptitude of a dog for a best friend. Having a dog is basically telling the world that your need for companionship outweighs your disgust for picking up dog shit. I feel like a friendship should have more to offer than that.

]]> By: misschantillystevens http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-23873 misschantillystevens Sun, 21 Jan 2007 15:41:20 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-23873 fart sound yearbook entry '91: m.c.s- it was a great year. math class! remember the assemblies?! we had fun. Have a great summer! BFF, call me! pburrrrst fart sound yearbook entry ’91:

m.c.s-

it was a great year. math class!
remember the assemblies?! we
had fun. Have a great summer!
BFF, call me!

pburrrrst

]]> By: Zee http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-23850 Zee Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:52:16 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-23850 haha.. hilarious but true. I always tink my Zico is my best bud. Solo's comment nearly make me fall from the chair. Nice blog n cool design. Thumbs up!!! haha.. hilarious but true. I always tink my Zico is my best bud.
Solo’s comment nearly make me fall from the chair.
Nice blog n cool design.
Thumbs up!!!

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/comment-page-1/#comment-23791 solo Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:13:35 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/01/runners-up-for-mans-best-friend/#comment-23791 ok, that last comment doesn't make any sense. i'd say in your life, your laptop has good chance of being the all-time "buds for life" title. you should start taking pictures with you and your laptop on vacation together, in the bahamas. ok, that last comment doesn’t make any sense. i’d say in your life, your laptop has good chance of being the all-time “buds for life” title. you should start taking pictures with you and your laptop on vacation together, in the bahamas.

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