Comments on: A Business Letter To My Parents http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/ Funny with a lot of zeros involved. Fri, 13 Aug 2010 04:44:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Layla http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-80184 Layla Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:12:14 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-80184 That property is gorgeous. It's hard to find nice lake front property for a reasonable price anymore. That property is gorgeous. It’s hard to find nice lake front property for a reasonable price anymore.

]]> By: Petros http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-52508 Petros Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:33:52 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-52508 I really loved this. They should send you the money order and a bill for at least 200.000 for raising you up. I really loved this. They should send you the money order and a bill for at least 200.000 for raising you up.

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-52242 solo Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:47:02 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-52242 yup, he almost burnt the whole house down. we told you when you came home. you laughed. yup, he almost burnt the whole house down. we told you when you came home. you laughed.

]]> By: ken http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-51307 ken Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:42:58 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-51307 Who is Ann? I could read her comments all night long, it sounds like she's your mother! But as I recall, I'm pretty sure your mother is named Cheryl. But, Ann must have children, because she certainly knows you! Your dad again, Ken P.S. Krusty, I probably do owe you some recycling money from your beer bottles, let's keep in touch. Jonathon, what is this about a pizza box? This is news to me. Why are the parents always the last to know? Who is Ann? I could read her comments all night long, it sounds like she’s your mother! But as I recall, I’m pretty sure your mother is named Cheryl. But, Ann must have children, because she certainly knows you!
Your dad again, Ken

P.S.

Krusty, I probably do owe you some recycling money from your beer bottles, let’s keep in touch.

Jonathon, what is this about a pizza box? This is news to me. Why are the parents always the last to know?

]]> By: solo http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-51272 solo Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:15:00 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-51272 how bout the time when you almost burned the house down by putting a emtpy pizza box on top of the fire place. that could've been costly. sorry about bringing it up, but it just came to me. how bout the time when you almost burned the house down by putting a emtpy pizza box on top of the fire place. that could’ve been costly. sorry about bringing it up, but it just came to me.

]]> By: the sheriff http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-51087 the sheriff Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:14:12 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-51087 I'm really surprised that you have paid off the 5.4 million debt owed for the diaper changing when you were a young pup. Not to mention the present value of items charlie and his new younger sibling will break on in the grandpa and grandma ring house... :) I’m really surprised that you have paid off the 5.4 million debt owed for the diaper changing when you were a young pup. Not to mention the present value of items charlie and his new younger sibling will break on in the grandpa and grandma ring house… :)

]]> By: The Centaur http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-51014 The Centaur Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:58:45 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-51014 I'm pleased to announce there may be a resolution: After repeated inquiries on this matter, my parents opted to buy a new jet ski. Being magnanimous as I am, I am donating my gasoline credit towards the purchase. I’m pleased to announce there may be a resolution:

After repeated inquiries on this matter, my parents opted to buy a new jet ski. Being magnanimous as I am, I am donating my gasoline credit towards the purchase.

]]> By: Krusty http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-50723 Krusty Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:14:07 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-50723 Classic, I would hate to know what my bill is for staying at the Ring Inn. Although I may have a share of that beer can fund. I'm pretty sure I have put plenty of cans in the bin. Classic,

I would hate to know what my bill is for staying at the Ring Inn. Although I may have a share of that beer can fund. I’m pretty sure I have put plenty of cans in the bin.

]]> By: Ann http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-50585 Ann Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:47:32 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-50585 "Dear son, Your mother and I are perfectly aware of this issue and would like to point out that since there were no papers signed or verbal agreement spoken we are free to use the remaining pot to cover the other expenses related to your visits to the lake property. These include, but are not limited to: Fending off wild-life psychologists who claim that your ill-mannered usage of the jet skis creates a context in which they have a right on scientific ground to conduct research in the immediate area of the lake property. (As it has been pointed out by your mother that I have a part in this by my subdued but more frequent usage of the jet skis as well we have settled on a percentage of your pot to be used, resulting in the amount of $1,25) Cleaning the jet skis from mud and other bodily transferred dirt placed on it and the surfaces around it by you and your family during the aforementioned usage. As you know these vehicles should be treated with the same respect as every other possession and we opted to use quality brand cleaning agents and utensils and have thus deducted from your pot an additional $1,15. It also seems the cleaning is not limited at all to the vehicle in use but also to the physical attributes of the user. We thus feel ourselves forced to deduct $2 for the exaggerated usage of detergent, soap and shampoo removed from the lake property and its storage capacities. As you and your family have placed yourselves in a situation where you end up using supplies from the lake property to remedy ailments and broken property it was decided to deduct an additional $4 from the pot to cover the significantly decimated stash of needle and thread, band aids, ear plugs and pain killers. As the total of this non-exhaustive list well exceeds the total of your calculated remainder your mother and I expect you to respect the fact that no transaction will take place. Furthermore, while one could argue we have earlier passed up the possibility to claim the fed-you-till-you-left-home and carried-you-in-womb-for-nine-months clauses we consider that particular contract broken the moment you renegotiated this partnership. We estimate this to have taken place the moment you took up this hobby of yours and decided to study finances. We expect to see you and your family for dinner on the 14th. And you will eat the broccoli this time. Your mother sends her love, Dad" “Dear son,

Your mother and I are perfectly aware of this issue and would like to point out that since there were no papers signed or verbal agreement spoken we are free to use the remaining pot to cover the other expenses related to your visits to the lake property. These include, but are not limited to:

Fending off wild-life psychologists who claim that your ill-mannered usage of the jet skis creates a context in which they have a right on scientific ground to conduct research in the immediate area of the lake property. (As it has been pointed out by your mother that I have a part in this by my subdued but more frequent usage of the jet skis as well we have settled on a percentage of your pot to be used, resulting in the amount of $1,25)

Cleaning the jet skis from mud and other bodily transferred dirt placed on it and the surfaces around it by you and your family during the aforementioned usage. As you know these vehicles should be treated with the same respect as every other possession and we opted to use quality brand cleaning agents and utensils and have thus deducted from your pot an additional $1,15.

It also seems the cleaning is not limited at all to the vehicle in use but also to the physical attributes of the user. We thus feel ourselves forced to deduct $2 for the exaggerated usage of detergent, soap and shampoo removed from the lake property and its storage capacities.

As you and your family have placed yourselves in a situation where you end up using supplies from the lake property to remedy ailments and broken property it was decided to deduct an additional $4 from the pot to cover the significantly decimated stash of needle and thread, band aids, ear plugs and pain killers.

As the total of this non-exhaustive list well exceeds the total of your calculated remainder your mother and I expect you to respect the fact that no transaction will take place. Furthermore, while one could argue we have earlier passed up the possibility to claim the fed-you-till-you-left-home and carried-you-in-womb-for-nine-months clauses we consider that particular contract broken the moment you renegotiated this partnership. We estimate this to have taken place the moment you took up this hobby of yours and decided to study finances.

We expect to see you and your family for dinner on the 14th. And you will eat the broccoli this time.

Your mother sends her love,
Dad”

]]> By: Ken Ring http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/comment-page-1/#comment-50559 Ken Ring Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:27:40 +0000 http://internetzillionaire.com/2007/08/a-business-letter-to-my-parents/#comment-50559 After viewing your account,I have found your balance to actually be $7.35. A check was mailed on July 10, 2007. Also, I have noticed that your share of the recycled beer can fund was $1424.19, which was included in the aforementioned remittance. Sincerely, your dad After viewing your account,I have found your balance to actually be $7.35. A check was mailed on July 10, 2007. Also, I have noticed that your share of the recycled beer can fund was $1424.19, which was included in the aforementioned remittance.

Sincerely, your dad

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