Comments on: Last Minute MacWorld Keynote 2008 Predictions

By: Babsrambler

Babsrambler — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:25:18 +0000

So in the spirit recent Mac-features I predict that the next iPhone will be able to boot Vista, run for 15 minutes and crash into a flaming ball of poo. An accomplishment that shall shine forever as the LONGEST lasting piece of hardware ever to run Vista.

By: Queen of Bridgetown

Queen of Bridgetown — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:48:33 +0000

Lion,
Let your geekiness flow with this new item that you “must have” …
http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hoodies/7c64/zoom/

By: The Sheriff

The Sheriff — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:57:41 +0000

actually I am glad you posted column, captive lion. Didn’t know if this site was finished.

By: The Sheriff

The Sheriff — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:56:00 +0000

You could have replaced “(or fanboys, as they are also known)” with “(or hippies)”

… Cause only hippies use macs.

You can take that to the bank. Plus those mac vs windows commercials are really becoming… Not funny.

Mac’s are so secure. That’s like saying:
“the atari has no none viruses, so therefore it is more secure today than any other system”. Yes, I am comparing Macs to an atari. Sorry I had to bring Atari down to that level.

By: Bailes

Bailes — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:24:11 +0000

Well, your geekiness once again surprises me. Our company went to macworld and won one of the “best in show” prizes for a new product that we offer, Parallels Server. Apparently it is pretty sweet for geeks, but I wouldn’t know because I don’t even use any of our products. It must be what geeks dream about… Anyhow, I like the iLoser concept, ,and I can see the assholes here in redmond talking to their iphones while jogging in front of them here in redmond. I see those jackasses talking and jogging or biking in their stupid spandex every day on the burt gilman trail outside of my house. Makes me want to walk around with a bat and clothesline them when they come by.

By: Big Bang

Big Bang — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:44:17 +0000

I love the iLoser concept. I would have put ‘FreeCell’ as the game. I admit iRecliner sums me up. But iWork would consist of big office chair, continuous ebay/craigslist surfing, and a long nap. aaaaaahhhhhhhh….

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:24:17 +0000

Ah, so good to see signs of life on zillionaire! What about ispoon? I’ve been waiting for Apple to liven up and improve my cereal eating experience. Obviously an mp3 player would be part of the deal but there’s gotta be other accoutrements that could be added to this thing. Maybe a dehydrated strawberry dispenser? Sugar shaker? The possibilities are endless!

By: solo

solo — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:14:57 +0000

in your case, i’m thinking ibed is more your style. it’s sweet, you can do all your tasks from your bed including, sleeping, relaxing, eating, watching t.v., playing halo, and surfing the net. i like the concept of iloser though. could you bittorrent that for me?

By: The Captive Lion

The Captive Lion — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:36:29 +0000

I would’ve said iLoser comes with Solitaire but I confess I’m terrible at the game. Maybe I’m not such an iLoser after all?

By: The Centaur

The Centaur — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:23:51 +0000

First off, I think it is really a design flaw that iLoser comes bundled with Minesweeper instead of Solitaire. As its namesake suggests, there is no other game more perfectly tailored to a lonely individual sitting in front of a computer screen with time on his hands.

On another note, here’s my Mac prediction for 2008: Just as it was in 2007 and every year prior, being obsessed with computers will still be uncool. Book it.