Section: The Lifestyle
- The Fart Whisperer | 02/04/2012
- The Unnecessary Theater of Ordering Food at a Restaurant | 01/31/2012
- Extreme Food Shows Too Extreme | 04/20/2010
- Fantasy Made a Fan of Me | 12/27/2008
- And I Thought I Was Lucky | 11/19/2008
- The Budding Filmmaker | 06/25/2008
- Top Five Worst Things About My Recent Hospital Stay | 03/18/2008
- The Krusty Force | 02/29/2008
- Last Minute MacWorld Keynote 2008 Predictions | 01/15/2008
- The Ellensburg Song (Rod Gooseman Remix) | 11/10/2007
- Goodnight From Brooklyn | 10/06/2007
- Good Morning | 09/17/2007
- Explaining The Prefixes “Ass” and “Butt” To A Foreigner | 08/27/2007
- A Business Letter To My Parents | 08/07/2007
- The Fast-Food Water Cup | 07/27/2007
- Johnny Paparazzi’s New Celebrity Sighting Philosophy | 07/22/2007
- My Online Dating Profile: Second Draft | 07/01/2007
- The Fist-Bump Is Dead | 06/18/2007
- Confessions of a Netflix Freak | 06/07/2007
- Some Needed Improvements To My Cubicle | 05/20/2007
- HormonE-Z | 05/04/2007
- Debunking Email Forwards | 04/27/2007
- Internal Monologue While Cooking For One | 04/18/2007
- The Office Variety Pack Donut Draft | 04/14/2007
- Who’s Who of Bantering | 04/11/2007
- What the Discovery Channel Doesn’t Tell You About Dinosaurs | 04/10/2007
- Final Results of the Zillionaire Bracket Pool | 04/03/2007
- Clever Caption Nabs Oink Invite | 03/15/2007
- The Official Zillionaire NCAA Bracket Pool | 03/13/2007
- Failed Marketing Names for Best Buy’s “Geek Squad” | 03/04/2007
- I Will CC Your Boss On This Email | 02/26/2007
- Food Review: Bagel Bites | 02/14/2007
- I Guess Nobody Will Wash Their Hands Today | 02/08/2007
- Fast Food Nation of the Future | 02/03/2007
- Runner’s Up for Man’s Best Friend | 01/20/2007
- Ornamental Testicles | 01/10/2007
- Sure-fire 2007 Predictions | 01/06/2007
- Unanswered Questions in Who-ville | 12/21/2006
- The Art of Wandering a Supermarket | 12/13/2006
- A Tale Of Two Body Hairs | 12/09/2006
- The Theory of Naming Theories | 11/28/2006
- One-Tenth of My Thoughts On French Toast | 11/22/2006
- Caveman Taunts and Insults | 11/16/2006
- My Online Dating Profile | 11/10/2006
- Cheers | 11/08/2006
- Big Picture Thinking | 11/03/2006
- Halloween with MC Hammer | 10/31/2006
- On the Seahawks Bandwagon: Week 7 | 10/27/2006
- Top Five Things You Should Know About My Dad | 10/25/2006
- A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss | 10/11/2006
- A Remarkable Comeback | 10/03/2006
- Office Sayings | 09/26/2006
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places | 09/08/2006
- New Calvin Klein Fragrances | 09/03/2006
- The Office Intranet | 08/22/2006
- Drivers Ed Memories | 08/14/2006
- My Ten Year Reunion | 08/10/2006
- Spanish Memories | 07/30/2006
- Un Dia Con Thomas Manchild | 07/30/2006
- The Laws of Working in an Office | 07/10/2006
- Bill Murray is no Ted Danson | 07/07/2006
- Biology Memories | 06/24/2006
- The Bee Trap | 06/15/2006
- The Netflix Queue Restraining Order | 06/07/2006
- Proving Krusty Wrong | 06/03/2006
- Lines To Utter Before Making Love | 06/03/2006
- The Zoo | 05/29/2006
- Before I’m 30. | 05/24/2006
- Johnny Paparazzi’s Celebrity Slumber Party | 05/20/2006
- The Truth About Dudes and Haircuts | 05/16/2006
- What David Blaine Knows | 05/10/2006
- Celebrity Encounters in NYC | 05/02/2006
- The ManMobile III | 03/31/2006
- Sweet One, Gonzaga | 03/24/2006
- Wireless Is The Next Big Lie | 03/22/2006
- Gonzaga Player Profiles | 03/16/2006
- Hustle Points | 02/12/2006
- The Super Blog | 02/05/2006
- Hyping Sunday’s Super Blog | 02/02/2006
- State of the Union | 01/31/2006
- How To Beat the Seahawks | 01/19/2006
- The Reluctant Do-Gooder | 01/16/2006
- The Ideal Arby’s Upsize | 01/12/2006
- You’ve Got The Wrong Number | 01/10/2006
- Zillionaires on Parade | 12/31/2005
- Happy Letdown Day! | 12/29/2005
- Recap of 2005 | 12/22/2005
- Thanksgiving Recap | 11/28/2005
- An Imaginary Rock-Rap Concert on the L Train | 11/23/2005
- If Weird Al Yankovic and This Website Had a Baby | 11/19/2005
- I Hate Needles | 11/13/2005
- The New Zillionaire on the Block | 11/10/2005
- Halloween With Screech | 10/31/2005
- Liquor Stores | 10/07/2005
- I Hate Hurricanes | 09/22/2005
- Your Tax Dollars At Work | 09/01/2005
- The Greatest Teacher on Erath | 08/26/2005
- A Virtual Tour of My Parents’ House | 07/14/2005
- A Typical Forward From My Dad | 07/02/2005
- A Typical Weekend With The In-Laws | 06/28/2005
- Remote Controls, Part III | 06/15/2005
- Forgotten Top Five | 06/07/2005
- Touching Co-Workers Is Awkward | 06/06/2005
- The Great Star Wars Debate | 06/02/2005
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith | 05/25/2005
- The Sonicare | 05/19/2005
- One-liners from Suburbia | 05/19/2005
- At Face Value | 05/17/2005
- Gmail: Google’s Free Email Service | 05/09/2005
- Whirlyball Weekend Update | 04/28/2005
- Online Zillionaire Poker dot Sweet | 04/18/2005
- I Need A Vacation | 04/13/2005
- Remote Controls, Part II | 04/01/2005
- Mitch Hedberg Was A Genius | 03/31/2005
- I’m a Black Man Now | 03/30/2005
- Remote Controls, Part I | 03/27/2005
- My So-Called Email Life | 03/21/2005
- Sweet One, Syracuse | 03/18/2005
- My Middle-Age Tendencies | 03/17/2005
- Locker Room Etiquette | 03/07/2005
- I am not Tiger Woods | 02/18/2005
- A Muff for All Seasons | 02/16/2005
- Donate Your Vestigial Organs | 02/15/2005
- In Defense of Costco | 02/09/2005
- An Insider’s Look at Costco | 02/07/2005
- A Zillionaire Milestone | 02/02/2005
- Ringing in the New Year | 01/28/2005
- The Volcano | 01/18/2005
- Winter Vacation Blues | 01/12/2005
- New Year’s Eve Gallery | 12/31/2004
- Recap of 2004 | 12/30/2004
- Homeroom Announcements | 12/17/2004
- Christmas Memories | 12/13/2004
- Official Memorandum | 11/29/2004
- Zillionaire’s Lounge | 11/23/2004
- I Am Disgusting | 11/22/2004
- Piano by Jon Solo | 11/04/2004
- Top 5 Nicknames for Bellingham, WA | 10/22/2004
- A Major Flip Flop | 10/21/2004
- Reading for Dummies | 10/19/2004
- Reese’s S’more | 10/15/2004
- River Position | 09/10/2004
- White Water Summer | 09/01/2004
- Things That Two Years Ago You Thought You Would Never Say | 08/29/2004
- My Signature on the Stars | 08/26/2004
- Champion Duffle Bag | 08/20/2004
- The Two Day Lease | 07/30/2004
- Revisions In Progress | 06/09/2004
- Disney Debacle | 05/25/2004
- Vegas Vacation | 04/05/2004
- Cell Phone Contracts | 03/25/2004
- Acoustical Analysis (pun intended) | 03/10/2004
- Modern-Day Romance | 03/06/2004
- Zillion Dollar Idea #836 | 03/01/2004
- Free Beef!!! | 02/20/2004
- Wait! You Forgot Your Receipt! | 02/19/2004
- The Future of Grocery Shopping | 02/19/2004
- The Innocence of Youth | 02/17/2004
- FW: Zillionaire’s Tips for Office Email!!! | 02/13/2004
- A Different Breed of High Roller | 02/10/2004
- How to Greet a Zillionaire | 02/03/2004
- And So It Begins | 02/02/2004
