December 4th, 2013

Possible NFL Expansion Teams (According to My Wife)

by The Captive Lion

The NFL isn’t really an expansion league, but my wife has a few ideas for new team names in case it ever decides to grow. During the Monday Night Football game she came up with this list:

  • Idaho Potatoes
  • Oregon Explorers
  • Utah Missionaries
  • Nevada Slot Machines
  • Delaware Rest Stops
  • Vermont Covered Bridges
  • New Hampshire Freeloaders
  • Connecticut Commuters
  • New Jersey Landfills
  • Tennessee Blues
  • Georgia Onmyminds
  • Detroit Condemned

I’d love to see the logos of these teams. Any artists out there?