Franchises at the Hospital Food Court

hospital food court

As the Baby Boom Generation ages, they are transitioning from walking the malls of America to using walkers in the hallways of hospitals. With their bulging retirement wallets, the boomers have a knack for attracting all the same strip mall monoculture wherever they go. I predict the hospital food court will be no exception, albeit with a medical twist.

List of Hospital Food Court Franchises

  • Kidney Stone Creamery
  • Cinnebonespurs
  • Five Gauze
  • Leper King
  • Black Lungus
  • Cold Sore Creamery
  • In-N-Gout Burger
  • Plasma Express
  • Auntie Allergies
  • TB Friday’s

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 14

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 14

Despite a severe lack of audience, the Zillionaires are at it again. The guys (with recurring guest Centaur aka “The Voice of Reason”) anticipate the big storylines swirling around the start of the Seahawks training camp. There is a little Richard Sherman talk, a little Russell Wilson chatter, and a whole lot of Krusty’s rolling bellowing laughter. Things get weird when Solo asks everyone to recount a favorite memory from “summer camp.”

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 13

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 13

Hold onto your crystal balls, the Podcast Zillionaire’s are back. This week’s episode might as well have been recorded at Hogwarts, as the guys really put on a wizarding battle. In between all the wizard talk, Solo shares his recent Formula F1 racing experience. Krusty catches us up on some boring baseball talk. Chizzler drops a bunch of ultimatums when schooling the guys on Lonzo Ball’s summer ball dominance. Finally, Centaur explains a new NFL rule he has been fixating on. Dig in!

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 12

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 12

You are going to want to untangle your headphones today! Centaur joins the podcast again and the laughs are flowing in Episode 12. Sports-wise, the guys catch up on the Seattle Mariners, trade ideas on naming rights for Safeco Field, and the lay down their opinions of Ice Cube’s new 3-on-3 basketball league. Chizzler pitches a new survival-themed HGTV show. Not to be outdone, Krusty counters with KrustyCam. Seriously, there are at least 10 “million-dollar ideas” in this episode. You have to listen to find them all!

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 11

Podcast Zillionaire: Episode 11

Get ready for another episode of the Podcast Zillionaires! The guys get together and have a roundtable discussion on the latest Seahawks news. Chizzler comes up with the best idea for a Seattle bakery. Krusty takes us down another unfortunate Seahawk moment in history. Solo catches us all up on his latest spin-off podcast about ghost encounters on the road.