The Centaur's Archive
- Top Five Worst Things About My Recent Hospital Stay, 18 Mar 2008 in The Lifestyle
- The Krusty Force, 29 Feb 2008 in The Lifestyle
- Having a Zillionairette, 02 Nov 2007 in Marital Relations
- Explaining The Prefixes “Ass” and “Butt” To A Foreigner, 27 Aug 2007 in The Lifestyle
- A Business Letter To My Parents, 07 Aug 2007 in The Lifestyle
- The Fast-Food Water Cup, 27 Jul 2007 in The Lifestyle
- The Fist-Bump Is Dead, 18 Jun 2007 in The Lifestyle
- Insect Strength, 11 Jun 2007 in Marital Relations
- Teaching A Baby To Talk, 30 May 2007 in Marital Relations
- Some Needed Improvements To My Cubicle, 20 May 2007 in The Lifestyle
- Potential XBox Outrage, 11 May 2007 in XBOX
- Debunking Email Forwards, 27 Apr 2007 in The Lifestyle
- The Office Variety Pack Donut Draft, 14 Apr 2007 in The Lifestyle
- Final Results of the Zillionaire Bracket Pool, 03 Apr 2007 in The Lifestyle
- Sleeping With The Enemy, 29 Mar 2007 in Marital Relations
- The Official Zillionaire NCAA Bracket Pool, 13 Mar 2007 in The Lifestyle
- Failed Marketing Names for Best Buy’s “Geek Squad”, 04 Mar 2007 in The Lifestyle
- I Will CC Your Boss On This Email, 26 Feb 2007 in The Lifestyle
- I Guess Nobody Will Wash Their Hands Today, 08 Feb 2007 in The Lifestyle
- Ornamental Testicles, 10 Jan 2007 in The Lifestyle
- A Tale Of Two Body Hairs, 09 Dec 2006 in The Lifestyle
- The Grocery-Getter II, 01 Dec 2006 in Marital Relations
- Driving My Wife’s Car, 19 Nov 2006 in Marital Relations
- Please Vote For My Wife, 06 Nov 2006 in Marital Relations
- Halloween with MC Hammer, 31 Oct 2006 in The Lifestyle
- On the Seahawks Bandwagon: Week 7, 27 Oct 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Top Five Things You Should Know About My Dad, 25 Oct 2006 in The Lifestyle
- I’m A Wood Elf Now, 20 Oct 2006 in XBOX
- The Primary Fun-Giver, 17 Oct 2006 in Marital Relations
- A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, 11 Oct 2006 in The Lifestyle
- A Shrewd Purchase, 08 Oct 2006 in Marital Relations
- A Remarkable Comeback, 03 Oct 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Ripping Off A Zillionaire, 28 Sep 2006 in XBOX
- Office Sayings, 26 Sep 2006 in The Lifestyle
- New Calvin Klein Fragrances, 03 Sep 2006 in The Lifestyle
- King of the Forest, 25 Aug 2006 in Marital Relations
- The Office Intranet, 22 Aug 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Drivers Ed Memories, 14 Aug 2006 in The Lifestyle
- My Ten Year Reunion, 10 Aug 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Spanish Memories, 30 Jul 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Un Dia Con Thomas Manchild, 30 Jul 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Special Delivery, 21 Jul 2006 in Marital Relations
- The Laws of Working in an Office, 10 Jul 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Biology Memories, 24 Jun 2006 in The Lifestyle
- The Bee Trap, 15 Jun 2006 in The Lifestyle
- The Chain of Command, 10 Jun 2006 in Marital Relations
- Proving Krusty Wrong, 03 Jun 2006 in The Lifestyle
- I’m Outta Here, 09 Apr 2006 in Marital Relations
- The ManMobile III, 31 Mar 2006 in The Lifestyle
- The Birthing Coach, 28 Mar 2006 in Marital Relations
- Sweet One, Gonzaga, 24 Mar 2006 in The Lifestyle
- The Dream Team, 21 Mar 2006 in XBOX
- Gonzaga Player Profiles, 16 Mar 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Cutting the Cord, 13 Mar 2006 in Marital Relations
- Xbox Live Personality Profiles, 07 Mar 2006 in XBOX
- Breaking Water, 25 Feb 2006 in Marital Relations
- The Spanking Table, 21 Feb 2006 in Marital Relations
- Valentine’s Day Excuses, 14 Feb 2006 in Marital Relations
- My Precious, 07 Feb 2006 in XBOX
- The Super Blog, 05 Feb 2006 in The Lifestyle
- Hyping Sunday’s Super Blog, 02 Feb 2006 in The Lifestyle
- State of the Union, 31 Jan 2006 in The Lifestyle
- The Placenta, 26 Jan 2006 in Marital Relations
- How To Beat the Seahawks, 19 Jan 2006 in The Lifestyle
- The Ideal Arby’s Upsize, 12 Jan 2006 in The Lifestyle
- You’ve Got The Wrong Number, 10 Jan 2006 in The Lifestyle
- It’s a Man!!!, 04 Jan 2006 in Marital Relations
- Naming A Future Zillionaire, 04 Jan 2006 in Marital Relations
- Zillionaires on Parade, 31 Dec 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Happy Letdown Day!, 29 Dec 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Recap of 2005, 22 Dec 2005 in The Lifestyle
- See What I Mean?, 17 Dec 2005 in XBOX
- A Christmas Wish, 14 Dec 2005 in XBOX
- Fatherhood Anxiety, 07 Dec 2005 in Marital Relations
- Thanksgiving Recap, 28 Nov 2005 in The Lifestyle
- A Love Triangle, 21 Nov 2005 in XBOX
- I am a Sniper, 16 Nov 2005 in Marital Relations
- I Hate Needles, 13 Nov 2005 in The Lifestyle
- The New Zillionaire on the Block, 10 Nov 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Halloween With Screech, 31 Oct 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Fetus in the Oven, 19 Oct 2005 in Marital Relations
- Liquor Stores, 07 Oct 2005 in The Lifestyle
- I Hate Hurricanes, 22 Sep 2005 in The Lifestyle
- The Weekend Getaway, 15 Sep 2005 in Marital Relations
- Your Tax Dollars At Work, 01 Sep 2005 in The Lifestyle
- The Greatest Teacher on Erath, 26 Aug 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Member of a Boy Band, 01 Aug 2005 in Marital Relations
- A Monk’s Life, 27 Jul 2005 in Marital Relations
- A Virtual Tour of My Parents’ House, 14 Jul 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Keeping Abreast With The In-Laws, 11 Jul 2005 in Marital Relations
- A Typical Forward From My Dad, 02 Jul 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Origin of McSex, 24 Jun 2005 in XBOX
- Remote Controls, Part III, 15 Jun 2005 in The Lifestyle
- The Great Star Wars Debate, 02 Jun 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, 25 May 2005 in The Lifestyle
- The Sonicare, 19 May 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Shotgun Wedding, 12 May 2005 in XBOX
- I Need A Vacation, 13 Apr 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Remote Controls, Part II, 01 Apr 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Remote Controls, Part I, 27 Mar 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Sweet One, Syracuse, 18 Mar 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Gun For Hire, 10 Mar 2005 in XBOX
- Valentine’s Day Massacre, 14 Feb 2005 in Marital Relations
- In Defense of Costco, 09 Feb 2005 in The Lifestyle
- A Zillionaire Milestone, 02 Feb 2005 in The Lifestyle
- Ringing in the New Year, 28 Jan 2005 in The Lifestyle
- The Volcano, 18 Jan 2005 in The Lifestyle
- New Year’s Eve Gallery, 31 Dec 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Recap of 2004, 30 Dec 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Homeroom Announcements, 17 Dec 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Christmas Memories, 13 Dec 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Official Memorandum, 29 Nov 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Zillionaire’s Lounge, 23 Nov 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Halo 2… continued, 10 Nov 2004 in XBOX
- Halo 2, 09 Nov 2004 in XBOX
- A Major Flip Flop, 21 Oct 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Reese’s S’more, 15 Oct 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Rainbow Six Personality Profiles, 01 Oct 2004 in XBOX
- Tango Neutralized, 27 Sep 2004 in XBOX
- River Position, 10 Sep 2004 in The Lifestyle
- White Water Summer, 01 Sep 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Champion Duffle Bag, 20 Aug 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Zillionaire’s Official Product Endorsements, 13 Aug 2004 in XBOX
- The Honeymooners, 11 Aug 2004 in Marital Relations
- A Nice Day for a White Wedding, 28 Jul 2004 in Marital Relations
- Save the Date Cards, 23 Jun 2004 in Marital Relations
- Wedding Registry, 22 Jun 2004 in Marital Relations
- What’s Got Billy So Spooked?, 19 Jun 2004 in Marital Relations
- Wedding Observations…, 18 Jun 2004 in Marital Relations
- Fellowship of the Ring, 17 Jun 2004 in Marital Relations
- Disney Debacle, 25 May 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Vegas Vacation, 05 Apr 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Cell Phone Contracts, 25 Mar 2004 in The Lifestyle
- There’s a heathen amongst us…, 12 Mar 2004 in Marital Relations
- Econ 101: Saving Money, 11 Mar 2004 in Marital Relations
- Free Beef!!!, 20 Feb 2004 in The Lifestyle
- Wait! You Forgot Your Receipt!, 19 Feb 2004 in The Lifestyle
- You Call that a Controller!?!, 12 Feb 2004 in XBOX
- A Different Breed of High Roller, 10 Feb 2004 in The Lifestyle
