I was going to post this yesterday but I forgot. Without further ado, the top five things I forget the most:
5. Immediate family members’ birthdays.
Sad but true. I can, however, confirm that Ben Affleck’s birthday is August 15. Unexplainable.
4. How to count backwards from five.
This is not normal but apparently is true because I just typed a 3 over on the left and then had to hit delete and type a 4. Weird.
3. My problems.
While I technically don’t forget them, I do bath and wash them in alcohol nightly to try to forget them!
2. I don’t like to spread butter on most things.
While I don’t forget this, my mom does. She always forgets that I don’t like butter on my pancakes, french toast, bread, etc. She is so surprised every time I say “no thanks” to the butter. Then I always get really upset and start crying about how my mother doesn’t know who I am or love me. It’s awkward, but I really don’t like butter Mom! Accept me for who I am!
1. Things happening in your life that you think are important and that you have shared with me in confidence at some point.
I’m sorry, but I kinda spaced it. But I’m not a bad guy darnit. I’ll pretend I remember exactly what’s going on and even ask some vague but inquisitive type of questions. Bear with me, alright!