This is an example of a typical email forward my dad would use taxpayer resources to promulgate throughout the Internet. I’ll let the pictures tell the story here, because in this case, the phrase “A picture says a thousand words” is really a gross understatement…
Hangin’ on your patio is cool and all, but how ’bout we take this party up a notch…
Dude, do you smell burning ass hair?
Wait for it… Wait for it…
Wow… As far as ass-welts go, those are definitely first rate…