Internet Zillionaire

This is an example of a typical forward my dad would use taxpayer resources to promulgate throughout the Internet. I’ll let the pictures tell the story here, because in this case, the phrase “A picture says a thousand words” is really a gross understatement…

Hangin’ on your patio is cool and all, but how ’bout we take this party up a notch…

Dude, do you smell burning ass hair?

Wait for it… Wait for it…

Wow… As far as ass-welts go, those are definitely first rate…