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Below is a poor-quality scan of an article I wrote for the high school paper in 1994 about the infamous biology field trip death march. Not only is Krusty quoted in the article, discussing the many heatstrokes he endured on the journey, but there is even a photograph of him snapping a stalk of cattail, ostensibly for his last meal…

So, Krusty, here is photographic proof of you attending the Biology field trip. I hope this jogs your memory.

(And if you stumbled onto this post randomly, and it makes no sense whatsoevever, start here.)