I’m pleased to announce the results of our ultrasound today with this snapshot capturing the baby’s genitalia.
Clearly, it’s a man. Look at that sniper rifle! I can’t even begin to express my relief right now. And for the record, this is the first of many nude photos of my son that will be taken and invariably pulled out in front of his prom date 18 years from now.
Here’s one other pic with a more tasteful look at little Lando Calrissian.
There’s no need to schedule a sex change operation after the delivery. We’re having a boy, an heir to the Zillionaire Empire… and I couldn’t be happier. The next step is settling on a name, so please continue sending in your suggestions!