January 4th, 2006

It’s a Man!!!

by The Centaur

I’m pleased to announce the results of our ultrasound today with this snapshot capturing the baby’s genitalia.

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Clearly, it’s a man. Look at that sniper rifle! I can’t even begin to express my relief right now. And for the record, this is the first of many nude photos of my son that will be taken and invariably pulled out in front of his prom date 18 years from now.

Here’s one other pic with a more tasteful look at little Lando Calrissian.

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There’s no need to schedule a sex change operation after the delivery. We’re having a boy, an heir to the Zillionaire Empire… and I couldn’t be happier. The next step is settling on a name, so please continue sending in your suggestions!

10 Responses to “It’s a Man!!!”

Ryan
01/05/2006

Johnny, they must have used 2 million magnitude zoom to get it that big….

The Centaur
01/05/2006

I knew a comment of that nature was coming.

Keep in mind, the fetus only weighs 9 ounces right now… Extrapolate it out, he’ll have a harpoon by the time he’s 16.

Jeannette
01/05/2006

Can we not talk this way about our unborn, innocent son? It just seems wrong for so many different reasons.

Ryan
01/05/2006

Fair enough, … It’s just, if johnny is going to brag and bring it up here, well then it’s open game. And i’ve seen him at the pool… ;-)

Booth
01/05/2006

Not knowing the gender of our child yet leaves me with this frightening notion: If I have a girl - and try as Jeanette might to raise a polite, well-mannered boy - that “harpoon-carrying” hellion, warped by his father, could be hitting on my daughter down the road.

Jeannette
01/05/2006

Sorry Booth. You know I’ll try my best but with Matt in the picture I can’t make any promises.

Krusty
01/05/2006

Way to go my man! way to go! The testosterone is pouring out of you as we speak. I knew you had it in you. McSex jr on his way already to his future as prominant womanzier. Ah now I just can’t wait to teach him the ropes.

Bailes
01/08/2006

Nice work peewee! That’s great news. I think that you should name him Roscow. Roscow Ring, has a certain ring to it, no pun intended.

Kerri
01/10/2006

Congrats on finding out. I have to admit, I am a bit jealous that you know… our little stinker wouldn’t show. Legs as closed as they could be, darn it. Anyway, for your (could have been) daughter’s sake, I am happy Matt is having a son. Can’t wait to meet the little Ring.

Tristi
01/31/2006

Are you sure it’s a boy? It looks like a tail, I am assuming he is Centaur Jr.

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